That day I listened to my elders and learned valuable lessons. Sometimes, after all the monster nonsense and the dating gimmicks, I forget that attending class is supposed to be the primary activity in this high school.
Oddly enough, I noticed Jungkook and Jennie having some sort of... a business meeting? At least, that's what it looked like since they were both holding manila folders. I moved closer to them to see what was up.
"Now Jungkook," Jennie started. "It seems we both agree that Gwilliam the Incubus is a piece of sentinent garbage who deserves harm."
Jungkook shook his head in agreement. "True, true."
Poor guy. I wonder what he did to piss them off?
"I believe that, together, we can make Gwilliam very unhappy." Jennie continued. "I've prepared an action plan for a potential merger." She slid the folder towards him. "Have a look."
Jennie opened her folder to reveal intricate charts with titles like "Derision Coefficient" and "Maximizing Humilation Dividends".
Jungkook and I examined the charts for a bit. Then he cleared his throat and slid his folder towards Jennie. "I brought a folder too."
Jennie opened his folder, revealing a piece of paper that just says 'PUNCHING'.
Jennie rolled her eyes. "I admire your... simplistic approach, but I think that we need a plan that utilizes both of our strenghts."
Jungkook just nodded and flipped the paper. The other side of the paper just said 'PUNCHING HARD'.
These two seemed to never agree unless I step in and mediate. So I put my hand on their shoulders to gain their attention before revealing my thoughts.
"Use this lists that I bought that shows all of his fears in alphabetical order."
Jennie and Jungkook looked at me for a minute. Then a sinister smile appeared on Jennie's face. Her face fell when she checked out the list though.
"Hmm, most of these fears are pretty standard." She checked the list. "Clowns, bees, entropy... Corn?" Then her smile came back and she started nodding. "Interesting. Very interesting indeed." She turned to Jungkook. "I think we will be able to accomplish some marvelous things with this list."
"Does it say punching on it somewhere?" Jungkook asked, cracking his knuckles.
"Yes but it's at the bottom of the list, below 'libraries' and 'fish'."
"Well, okay. As long as it's on the list, I'm in."
The way Jennie's eyes look right now, she's right at the top of the list of my fears. HOT!
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monster prom // jenlisa
Fanfictionlisa only has 3 weeks to get a date for the prom. witness her go through absurd and funny situations and seduce one of her classmates. should be easy, right?