monster prom // jenlisa

week one: evening

That day, I spent some time on the library's PCs... managing my Startkicker. I deceived lots of people with a sensationalist video and impossible promises.. Nice! I gained 100.000 bucks but almost everything went to cover the costs and I could only keep... wait for it... 100 bucks. How fucking awesome.

When I was about to leave, I saw Chaeyoung, Jennie and Nayeon gathered around a table covered in books. 'Could they be studying?' I thought. Then laughed at my own ridiculous thought.

"I hereby call this meeting of Boss-Ass Bitches to order." Jennie started. "I've gathered all prior school yearbooks so we have clear list of everyone we're better than..."

Just then, the coven showed up. They were the school's witches. The only ones actually studying in this goddamn high school. Everybody hated them.

"Wow, What a great use of your time." One of them said.

Jennie looked up, obviously not expecting them. "Who said that? Oh, fucking great. It's the coven. What are you three doing here?"

"Umm, studying?" Number 1 said. "Because we're in a library? At a school" Did I mention that nobody likes them?

"Gasp! Spies!" Chaeyoung exclaimed. Wait did she really say 'gasp' out loud? "Villains, impersonating us!"

"What?" Jennie and the coven asked at the same time.

"Don't you see, Jennie?" Nayeon asked. "These three are obviously our evil twins! The middle one's bossy and mean like you..."

"What are you talking about, Nayeon?" asked the Number 1. "We have classes together. You would know if you three didn't spend all your time doing stupid, and mostly illegal, stuff..."

"I won't fall for your tricks, Evil Jennie!" Nayeon yelled.

"Are you implying the original Jennie isn't the kind of evil herself?" Number 1 murmured.

"And look Jennie!" interfered Chaeyoung. "Number 2 has glasses, just like Nayeon!"

"I need these to see." Number 2 said calmly.

"And look she has dark skin." Nayeon said ignoring the witch with the glasses. "She's clearly DARK NAYEON."

"Whoa, Nayeon. No... just no." Jennie started but got cut off by Chaeyoung.

"Oh my god! Bitches is only one letter away from witches!" As Nayeon and Chaeyoung continued to lose their shit, Jennie turned to the coven.

"Good lord. Would you three mind studying somewhere else? You're upsetting my minions."

"Never!" Number 3 exclaimed. "Good grades are the backbone of a..." I stopped listening after that.

When the three of them finally shut the fuck up, I noticed the tension in the room. Oh boy. If I don't figure out a way to get the coven out of here, I might have to break up a brawl. Then I suddenly remembered. Witches hate roosters.

"Ah, no! Get that filthy cock away from us!" One of them exclaimed. I never learned their names.

"Good thinking!" Jennie approved me. "Witches are repelled by the roosters, as it's a symbol of the dawn!"

"No, roosters are just mean and we don't want to catch any diseases." I pointed the rooster at them. "Fine, we're leaving."

"That's just further proof that they're our evil twins!" Nayeon said with a smile. "See? I love cocks. And pussies."

"I, too, love animals." Agreed Chaeyoung. "As we say in my kingdom: the chicken is the tuna of the land."

Jennie looked at them for a minute. Then she turned to me. "Alright. They're gone. You can put your cock away now." She smirked. "Though you used him quite skillfully."

Jennie was so impressed that she let me sit in on the first meeting of the Boss-Ass Bitches. We all threw so much shade, my rooster decided it was night time and went to sleep.