In me mums car vroom vroom-much wow such fanfic

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It was 8:00 am... too early if you ask me. The Sun shone through the window curtains like the Sun shining through a curtain because who gives a crap about bring poetic?

"SON!!! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW" Mum called for me so I got out of bed wearing my Barney the dinosaur pajamas and went downstairs.

*insert interesting scene here where he eats breakfast*

I look out the window and see an angel parked on our drive... no..... it's.... 'me mums car....! I drop the spoon into my cereal bowl and run upstairs. I brush my hair quickly and put on my usual blue Jean's and generic red shirt and race outside, the wind caressing my face. I saw her... the beautiful leather seats... the round steering wheel... I leap into the drivers seat and take out my phone to discover that Vine commit death a long time ago (Rest In Peace). Nevermind, all of a sudden I feel the sudden urge to confess my feelings towards this metal masterpiece... the words rush out of my mouth... "Vroom Vroom... in 'me mums car".

Epic Figgggght

As the sentence flows into a river of happiness my mother appears and says the words that can change a man's paradise into a man's hell "Get out 'me car". I feel a surge of anger rush through me like electricity rushing through an electric car! I exclaim "AWWWWWWW!" instead of my usual defeat my hair turns a bright gold... I've gone super sane!

My best friend Hank runs to my side with a truck full of propane! We dump it on my mother, finally- I've gotten my revenge! However, mother decides that propane is like Gatorade and slurps it up like Kirby slurping up everyone in super smash brothers ultimate... we need more people. News has already spread around the city about this epic anime fight scene and to my surprise everyone has rushed to my aid! Bobby Hill, Sonic, Bowsette and even my favourite youtuber: Top 15's.

Sonic grabs the truck and runs around my mother confusing her whilst Bowsette rushes through and crushes her with her massive booooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooòoooooooooooooooooots whilst Top 15's narrated the whole situation on YouTube and Bobby shouted "DaAAaAad" in his smoker-like chipmunk voice. We've won!

Thanos x Antman

Whilst we were celebrating we heard a loud noise coming from 'me mums car. It seems that mother has been filling my dearest with gas from the gas station and hasnt been receiving the propane she needs! Hank used all his propane trying to defeat mother and there isnt anything we can do. So we decided to go watch end game instead.

The End.