Catwoman Meets Wonder Woman: Only 1 can survive!

Girl Talk

"I didn't think you'd show."

"Why? Because I'm a criminal? Think It d never stand up the Princess of the Amazons? I think it's against the law to think of myself as equal to the great Wonder Woman!" Selena spat, her bosoms heaving.

Diana purses her lips, then relaxes. "I can see you're thrilled to be here. Anyway, I'm glad you came. I wouldn't normally reach out to..."

"A lowly criminal?"

Diana bit her tongue. "Look, the Justice League is in trouble. That's the start and end of it. We just thought that..."

"We? Oh...Now I get it." Selena said, rolling her eyes. "How is Bruce, anyway?"

Diana stopped and considered Selena a moment. Something didn't feel right although, she supposed, things never feel "right" in a city like Gotham. Especially not when talking to a "cat burglar" wearing a skin tight neoprene catsuit and brandishing a whip.

She also noted the barely detectable texture kevlar weave in Catwoman's catsuit and felt sorry for her because she was obviously shot at a lot. The whip on her belt swung lazily like a temperamental cat tail.

"We feel you have certain talents and connections that are useful."

"I bet." 

"Look. This was probably a bad idea. Thank you for meeting me. I should go."

"I'm sure we can work out an arrangement, it's..."

Diana launched into the sky and disappeared into a shrinking, faint dot.

"Well fine. I didn't want to help your stupid little "Justice club" anyway!"   Guess as long as I'm dressed...let's see what trouble I can get into."