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xanxus is a Winchester

Dean or sam Winchester are abandoned by John very young and or Gabriel swoops in and he ends up in Italy and a addict prostitute take him in. Delusional she believes that he's her son. She also decides that his name is Alexander. He grows up with her as his mother, later on when he's about 6ish maybe 9 his hands burst in to red and orange flame. His mother delusional and high as she is believes that this must mean that he's timotos vongola's son. She contacts the ninth and tells him what she has "found". the ninth takes xanxus in and doesn't know that "xanxus" already knows that he's adopted. Time goes by and ottavio tells lemitsu that xanxus is planning a coop because he wants to be the boss. Timoto uses zero point breakthrough on xanxus freezing him. the angels and demons start there scheme checking on the Winchester brothers for the first time in years they find that sam or dean is gone! They pull xanxus from his icey prison and drop him in America in the same state as dean. Xanxus in pain from being half f****** frozen to death passes out some well meaning folks find him and call 911
Time skip... (Let's say that the lost brother is sam)

In a hospital they do a blood test to see if this John doe is listed or has any relatives. They're search comes up with two people John and dean they call John he doesn't answer. Then they call dean he unlike his jerkface dad answers. The hospital staff tell him that they have found sam Winchester. Shook he rushes to the hospital to see if they were right.

(Note the hospital found records of sams blood because john wanted to check if they were really his sons)

And that is where I hit a road block, and like last time if anyone writes this or like this please comment.