Bludo X Shrek X Sans X reader

The fiasco

THE BIG MISTAKE

Shrek-kun stumbles into yours and Sans's bed room, sweating bullets. Sans isn't there. But you can hear rattling through the walls. S-daddy smelled like his cheese. The aroma of dead fish and his raspberries hung in the air. He thrusted toward the bed where you and Ali-Baba were already waiting, also sweating. It was very hot in the room.
"Sluts! We have a situation!"
Ali baba springs up in confusion and arousal. "What! What's wrong Shrek-daddy"
(In a thiccc Scottish accent) "DONT CALL ME THAT YOU WHORE AND MY SWAMP BELONGS TO MY dried up DINGLE BERRIES NOT YOURS!"
"Damn true!" You say. Shrek-kun seems very upset, so without any hesitation, you stand up, thrust the bedsheets off of Ali baba, and start singing!
"I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!"
"No." Says sans.
"DAZZING, SHIMMERING BIG COCKS!"
"Yes." Sans says.
"You'll never find a friend like my jingle bells, baby" says Ali-baba.
The beauty of the shared song blasts through Shrek's rage and pain... and his loin cloth. "I'm ready" he rumbles.
"Ok daddies, let's take a trip on our pleasure cruise," whines Ali-baba.
Sans immediately turns indigo and thrusts himself into a wall. splinters fall everywhere. Sans is inside the wall.
"Uh hey kiddos, I'm kind of stuck."
Ignoring him completely, you light a big, phat, thicc bomb and Shrek swallows it whole.
"Damn that turned me on" you screech. Your 3 year old voice echoes through the hallways. Everybody stops thrusting in mid air.
"Uhh, hey Y/N, the fuck was that," Sans moans from the wall.  You look down at your 365 year old body and blush; you begin to fortnite dance as your thighs glint in the moon light. You will not reply to him today.
You don't care about
your fuck baby-daddies. You are a man. Then you hear it..."Thános?"
Suddenly there was a large, purple man dressed in only black combat boots and a dog mask at the door.  He seems to be agitated by the noise until he sees Ali-Baba.
"ALI, my brudda!" He says, rubbing his erect left nipple.
"Aye p-dady, how you doin?"
Sans remains quiet in the wall.
"What are you doing her Mr. Thános?" you say.
"Read to take some in, m'man"
You try understand what he means to say in your heart of hearts through your seizure. Your muscles clench a couple more times... in pleasure and understanding.
"Dad?" said sans quietly.
"Oh, my son, I did not realize you were in the room forgive my my brudda and my child."
As awkward as this situation is, you can't help but want to lick those hairs in the thousands crevices of his cheek. You do so.
"aooooogaaa!" Thános cries.
T-daddy then looks around the room sees all of the pent up patriotism in everyone's thrust and moan. For this, he ascends two pleasure plains of existence. He dissolves into fairy dust. It smells like raspberries and coke. Sans squiggles towards the pile and snorts it up before anybody else. He then flies out of the wall headfirst into the bed post and dies. He'll get up eventually... .
You look round the room at the sweat covered screw-fest and see something shining on the ground. It is Thanos' nipple ring. It still has his milk crust on it. Yum! You pick it up and move it closer towards your nostril hairs. You inhale the toxic aroma. Yes, pickles and rat ass. Lovely. The moan of pleasure that bursts from your ass stops the room quiet. Dead quiet.
"BRO, who farted?" Sans says getting up off the floor drunkily. Thanos humps out of a portal to see his son's movements and begins to get worried.
"My son, have you been drinking tonight? You are underage"
"Don't worry about it brozkini linguini"
"MY SWAMP"
"Hey kids, I got candy in my van!" you said. And everyone agreed to join you. You planned to lock them all in your dungeon. Bowser's sex dungeon.
As you are driving, you notice something in the middle of the road. A huge, phat magic lamp! As you get out of the car, Thános and Shrek follow you.
"Hey can I fuck that thing" said T-Daddy. The hole did look pretty fuckable. He started to caress it when suddenly she omeone came...out ...
END OF PART UNO