Avneil Short Stories Collection

Bura Phasa Neil #1

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Avni was sitting in her room with a bad mood. She was very upset.

"I will never forgive you Neil." Avni said while crying.

"Avni I'm sorry. Please my sweet princess open the door. Let me come inside. I'll do whatever my princess says. We can talk about it, right? Please open the door." Neil said while hammering the door.

"No I don't want to talk to you. You are bad. I hate you." Avni said while crying.

"Avni please baby. You know na I'm an idiot. I did mistakes like this unknowingly. please baby I'm sorry." Neil said while pleading. Honestly Neil don't know for what he was apologizing for and for what Avni is so angry with him, but all those questions can wait.

His princess is having a lot of mood swings, throwing constant tantrums at Neil which are literally driving him crazy but what can he do. She was pregnant with his child and he was responsible for her this state so now he'll have to bear the punishment.

"princess look I have your favorite chaat." Neil said hoping she'll open the door.

"no. I don't want. I hate you." Avni said in anger.

Neil banged his head on the door (not that hard) "Ab kya karoon?/Now what shall I do?"

His brother Yuvraaj, who was standing a little far from Neil, was continuously teasing him and laughing silently seeing his state. Actually he is just putting more oil to the fire.

A slight glimpse of Neil - Yuvraaj convo

Neil - Tu yahan kya kar raha hai?/what are you doing here?

Yuvraaj - Main to bas teri madad kar raha tha./I was just trying to help you.

Neil - Madad kar raha tha. Ya mera divorce confirm karwa raha tha. Avni ke samne kya bakwass kar raha tha./You are trying to help me or confirming my divorce. What rubbish were you speaking in front of Avni

Yuvraaj - Main kya bakwass kar raha tha. Main to bas usse ye bata raha tha ki college mein tu kitna khush rehta tha. Apne doston ke saath kitni baatein karta tha, Unka kitna khayal rakhta tha, wo tera kitna khayal rakhti thein. Humesha unhe dinner pe, parties mein lekar zata tha. Bas aur kya kaha tha maine./What rubbish I was talking? I was just telling her that how happy you were during your college days. How much you used to talk to your friends, how you cared about them, how they cared about you, You always take them for dinners and parties. just that, What else I said.

Neil - Aur kuch bacha tha kehne ke liye. (joining his hands) Tu Yahan mat khade ho mere bhai. Mera divorce wakai mein confirm ho jayega./ Was anything else was left to say. (joining his hands) Don't stand here bro. My divorce will actually get confirmed.

Yuvraaj - Dekh Neil, Bhabhi ne khud mujhse puchha tha./ Listen Abhi, bhabhi herself asked me.

Neil - Aur tune sab kuch bata diya. Mera bhai hai ya dushman./ And you told her everything. Are you my brother or enemy?

Yuvraaj - To kya main apni bhabhi se jhooth bolta. / So should I lie to my bhabhi. Neil you know na how much I love my bhabhi. I cannot lie to her.

Neil (fumes in anger) - Ya I know.

Yuvraaj - Aur bataun usse./May I tell her more.

Neil (becomes scared) - Nahi bhai please. Mere upar rehem kar. Please na thodi dor zaake khada ho ja./No brothert, please. Have some mercy on me. Please na, Stand a little far away from here

Yuvraaj (turns his head) - No. I'll stay here and tell more about you to my lovely bhabhi.

Neil (shocks) - Tujhe sharam nahi aati hai. Pregnant biwi hai meri./Don't you feel shame. My wife is pregnant.

Yuvraaj - Ok.. Ok.. ja raha hoon/I'm going.

He goes a little far from Neil room but not that far. He could still listen what is going on between Avneil.

Neil - Yuvraaj convo ends

Yuvraaj's wife Sakshi saw Neil continuously begging outside the room and Yuvraaj continuously laughing. She finds it fishy and went to Yuvraaj.

Yuvi stops laughing as soon as Sakshi reached him. She looked at him with an angry "what is going on here" expression. He stands straight as if answering his strict teacher's question. Neil Rajvanshi is again thrown out of by room by his wife Avni." Sakshi's expression soon changes from angry to worry. She was feeling bad for Neil.

Sakshi - So you didn't try to he.....

They both turned towards Neil when they heard.

"You are world's biggest selfish, cheat, flirt, insensitive, untrustworthy husband. I hate you." Avni screamed at the top of her voice and started sobbing again.

All the three especially Neil were shocked to hell hearing Avni's statement.

Pretty soon trio came out of his shock. Neil started begging to Avni to open the door and Yuvi said something to Sakshi which was very embarrassing.

Yuvraaj : I'm sure she didn't said that to him when were actually, you know, making babies.

Sakshi feels embarrassed on her husband's childishness and fumes in anger. He was audible to Neil. He and Sakshi both turned to Yuvi giving him death glares.

Yuvi - What? What have I done?

Neil only started at him for few mins then again started pleading to Avni while Sakshi twists Yuvi's ear and takes him away from their.

Neil got some relief and thanked his bhabhi in his mind and again started..

Neil olv shukar hai bhagwan ka ki bhabhi aa kar isse yahan se le gai. /Thank God that Bhabhi came and took him with her.

Neil : love please open the door see na what I have brought for you.

Avni : I don't want to see anything.

Neil : Why are you saying this princess? I can't see you like this. You no na I love you.

Avni : No. I know that you don't love me.

Neil : No princess I love you.

Avni : no you don't love me. You are bad. You cheated on me.

Neil : What are you saying? I never....

Avni (interrupting him) : lair, Lair. You are still lying to me. I hate you. Don't you ever show me your face again. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

Neil olv ye mere bhai ne ye kya bhar diya hai meri bholi bhaali biwi ke dimag mein./ what has my brother told my innocent wife?

What on earth is wrong with this girl?

Avneil continued their nok-jhok.

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No proof reading. Sorry for mistakes.