*In class
Teacher: Mr.Walker!
Norm: (Sleeping)
Teacher: Mr.Walker! (piss off)
Shawn: Hey Norm, Wake up!
Norm: (wake up and don't know what's going on)
Shawn: Hey Dude! Read your book on page 4.
Norm: (stand up then read his books) Polynomial is an expression consisting of variables and coefficients.
(everyone laughs)
Teacher: Well, that's good if I was a math teacher but the problem is I'm a history teacher you slacker!
Norm:(Looking at Shawn) You asshole!
Teacher: Mr.Walker, because you're sleeping in class I have a suprise question for you and if you can't answer it I don't want to see you in my class anymore.
Norm: Okay Sir.
Teacher:Here's the question. Who killed Julius Caesar?
Norm: Julius Caesar was stabbed to death on the Ides of March by a group of 60 Roman Senators and Politicians on the floor of the Roman Senate. The leaders of the conspiracy was Manius Junius Brutus and Gaius Cassius Longinus. The Politicians feared that Caesar would destroy the Republic by becoming Dictator for life.
(the whole class is amazed)
Teacher:.......
Norm: Am I correct Sir?
Teacher: How on hell did you know the answer!
Norm: Sir, I already answer your first question and I don't want to answer that question. Sir, if you don't mind may I sit now.
Teacher: Yes. You can sit now
*Bell rings
Teacher: Bye Class
Shawn: Nice Dude!(Laughing)
Norm: Fuck You!
(shawn will approach a group of girls)
Shawn: Hi Ladies, can I eat my lunch with you.
Rayn: Sure
Shawn: Hey Dude! Wanna eat with us
Norm: No Thanks
Shawn: Okay Dude we're going now
(Shawn and the girls will go to the cafeteria while Norm will stay in the classroom)
*Shawn conversation with the girls in the cafeteria
Shawn: Knock Knock
Girls: Who's there?
Shawn:Tuna
Girl: Tuna who?
Shawn: You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish
(all girls will laugh)
Rayn: You're such a funny guy
Jean:yeah
Shawn: Thank You! My Ladies
Rayn:by the way, You're a funny guy and Norm is a boring guy. How did you became bestfriends?
Shawn: It's a long story
Audrey: Tell us please
Shawn:okay
Flashback
(Middle School)
Teacher: Class, You have a new classmate today. You may now enter the room
(Shawn enters the room)
Teacher: Introduce yourself
Shawn: Hi Guys, My name is Shawn and I'm 14 years old. I hope all of you become my friends
Teacher: Shawn, You can choose where you want to sit.
Classmates: Hey Bro sit here.........No Here.........Hey Cutey sit besides me.....
Shawn: I want to sit there(point at the chair besides Norm)
Teacher: So, you want to sit besides Mr.Walker?
Shawn: Yes sir
Teacher: Okay
Classmates: Don't sit besides him, He's a boring guy.........Yeah, He's a boring guy
Shawn: It's okay
(Shawn go to the chair and sit beside Norm)
Shawn: Nice meeting you. I'm shawn (offer his hand for a handshake)
Norm:(snob)
Shawn: okay
Shawn: You must be popular in this school because you're so handsome
Norm:(not giving attention)
Shawn: Hey dude what are your hobbies?
Norm:(piss)
Shawn: Me, I like to play computer games
Norm: Look Man, I don't give a fuck about you, so, can you shut your fucking mouth?!
Shawn: Oh, I'm sorry I just want to make friends to you
*TIme to go home
Teacher: Okay Class you can go home now.
( a girl will approach Norm)
Girl: mhhhm, You know, I , I, I adore you since the first time I saw you so please accept this ( give a live letter to Norm)
Norm: (snob then walk out)
Girl:(crying)
Shawn: Hey Man( grab then punch Norm)
Norm: You!(punch Shawn)
Shawn: is that easy to you to make a girl cry(punch Norm again)
Norm: what if I say yes(punch Shawn)
Shawn: You Bastard(punch Norm)
Norm: Don't give a fuck about my life(Punch Shawn)
Shawn: I don't care about your life but if you hurt a girl I will not think twice to punch you(Punch Norm)
Classmates: Hey Let stop them.........No, Let them kill theirselves ...........Yeah, I think so, just let them solve their quarrel like a Man
( Norm and Shawn both beat up and lying on the floor)
Shawn: you know you punch really hard(breathing hard)
Norm: You too
Shawn: Hey Man, What's really the problem in your life maybe I can help you
Norm: Even I don't know what's wrong with me
Shawn: Maybe you just need a friend
Norm: but I don't know how to have a friend
Shawn: You already have
Norm: Who?
Shawn: Me
Norm: You?
Shawn: Yes, why?, is there a problem?
Norm: but I'm always talking shit to you
Shawn: It's okay, Friends always talk shit to each other, So, We're friends?
Norm: Yes
Present
Shawn: That's how we became friends
Rayn: what a peculiar way to become friends(amaze)
Shawn: I agree but you know, Norm had change a lot now
YOU ARE READING
My Boring Life
Teen FictionEnergy Saver Person. A person who is always passive and calm. A person who seldom interact with other people. A person who exerts less energy in doing things. Norm Walker an energy saver person who never fell in love and don't want to fall because i...