"i am just a regular 14 year old tik tok loving soft girl. i'm everyone's basic mood girl who enjoys a good meme here and there, and who recites vines on the daily. i bop out to twist by korn when i'm feeling super emo, and my whole wardrobe is forerver 21."
i finally just finished my updated intro video on tik tok and i'm ready to watch a 2 hour vine compilation.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM PIZZA PALACE??" my crackhead mom yells down from her meth lab.
"BONELESS PIZZA!!" i shout back.
"GO PICK IT UP HOE ASS. I PUT IN AN ORDER."
"whatever", i moan, then go down to my pink ferrari and skrt down the road. i went 90 mph and ran from the cops because i'm so fast.
afterwards i went to burger king and started laughing so hard because i couldn't get, "burger king foot lettuce... the last thing you want on your burger king sandwich is somebody else's foot fungus.." out of my head, so i just left.
i went home and ate my boneless pizza and made a tik tok meme that made it on the for you page. i then proceeded to make a "come back for results in 24 hours..." video and never posted the results cause i'm a baddie. a typical afternoon for me, now i'm gonna cry until 4 am and wake up at noon. usual stuff.
night kitty hoe bitches. xo
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