i woke up at noon as i was expecting, and threw my golden blonde hair into a messy bun. i made myself an açaí bowl and flexed about it on my snapchat story. while i was being praised by people sliding up and telling me i'm a skinny legend and a queen of health, i photoshopped a picture that i'll post to instagram to make my ass bigger. i did a walnut vegan, gluten free, cruelty free, parables free, sulfate free, dermatologist tested face mask from kylie skin. it costed $42 for one use, but it's worth it to be trendy. i then posted it on vsco with a basic bitch caption.
it's been a soft day so far so i put on my fishnet stockings and my black "the 1975" shirt with a white and blue striped long sleeved shirt underneath. i french braided my hair and put on dark lipstick and dark eyeliner with drawn on freckles and heavy pink blush. i went to the bar and my fake if worked! i got wasted as fuck. i impressed everyone with my vine knowledge while making a tik tok with all the drunkies. the last thing i remember is blacking out. a good day. :)
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wc: 207
