From Past To Future

Future

Morning (It just has to start from morning XD)

"Hey Karma, wake up."

"Hm... Do I have to... Go away shithead Asano."

A vein popped on Asano's head.

"Ho.... Did you forget your position here... I am the top, I have the advantage here. Normally I would have punished you until you can't walk and you love it anyway. But it seems like this body here isn't prepared for it yet right~" Asano said prodding a finger on Karma's hole.

"Eepp!! Where did you just touch?!?"

"Well you wouldn't wake up and call me shithead, and also "Asano""

"That's cuz you are!! You are both shithead and Asano, what more could I say?? Also why would you wake me up this early??"

"Well well well, did you totally forget about your precious Class 3E meeting today already? Did you hit your head somewhere huh?? And... you asked for this." Asano slips the tip of his finger in.

"I-It hurts!! Nonononono Stop stop stop!! Ok ok, I get i already!! Have mercy!!" I can't believe i'm begging for mercy.

"Hm the past you just have lots of pride after all. Well i'm not in place to say that too... Listen up, you are also an Asano here so don't get it mixed up. Now hurry up and get ready, i'll drive you there."

"Yes yes"

Meeting point

"So what topic is it now? Anything hot?"

"I'm always hot~ ;)"

"Just shut your goddamn mouth."

"Oh but i'm the host here and just say that you fell for my charm and is jealous that i'm this hot ;)"

"Disgusting."

"I swear you're getting even more and more disgusting as day goes by."

"Yeah... Even though you're already married..."

"Hey Class president, you got nothing to say about your wife behavior here? He could get a number 2 and so on if you don't stop him."

"*sigh* He has always been that way. What more can I do? As long as he's being himself. Besides, as long as i'll always be his number 1 then i'm fine with it."

".......... *no comment*.........."

"May god bless this idiotic couple."

"Okay now jokes aside, what's up? Mind me asking why is the headmaster of Kunugigaoka High School is here?"

"I am here to represent my "wife" here in explaining what's happening."

"What is happening?"

"He shrunk?"

"Getting more insane? Or maybe sane?"

"You guys are going to have second child?"

"You guys are moving somewhere far away?"

"You guys are getting divorce?"

Asano could only blink at all of that... suggestions? "Karma. What is wrong with your classmates?"

"Who knows. We're never normal right to begin with." Karma shrugs.

"Yeah everyone knows as much."

"Rude."

"Okay okay everyone, clam down. I know it was fun, but we have a quite serious problem here, well actually more to interesting."

"The one you guys (girls) discussed yesterday? How serious is it?"

"Well, let us hear the full explanation from the honored guest today. If you don't mind, Asano-san~"

"Class 3E is full of annoying students."

"But your "wife" is part of us tho Asano-san."

"My point exactly."

"Excuse me, i'm feeling very offended right now. Please just explain it to them already "Asano-san"."

Asano grunts at that but comply anyway. This time, without any distraction from both sides.