I never told you (ENG/FR)

Me, myself, and I

"I'm not ready to be in a relationship you know?"

"Oh I know, and you know what? Me neither! I am not girlfriend material."

"Not girlfriend material? You're kidding! You would be the perfect girlfriend!"

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I'm not girlfriend material.

I am not girlfriend material.

I can't stand spending the night with you breathing on my neck.

I can't deal with none sense texting during the day.

I just don't do 3-weeks-together- anniversaries.

I will not be happy with you surprising me after work with flowers and dinner. 

I don't want to meet your relatives and your friends.

I'll rather spend my evening alone than cuddling with you.

Can't you see that I am not ready to be in a relationship? 

Can't you see that we're only friends?

So why are you dating her and not me?

Am I not enough?

Am I not the perfect girlfriend?

Am I not girlfriend material enough?