Annoy your sibling in 10 easy steps.

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         1. Breathe loudly  

                       I was peacefully sitting in a car, breathing because,   As humans we must do that to be living on this thing we call earth. But out of nowhere my older sister says, "stop breathing so loud."  What? So if this drives my sister insane, breathing loudly will kill yours.

2.music.

           Find a song your sister/brother really hates, and play it when they're around you. No need to thank me. (Thank me right now) 

3.bloody knuckles. 

       This one is basically to show your siblings you know their weak spot. The way bloody knuckles works is you punch each other's knuckles, going harder as the game progresses. Don't back away, this will show how weak and pathetic you are. Keep going until she/he backs away. 

4.friends. 

        Invite a friend or two over and just let them be themselves, (that includes you) just make sure you go in whatever room they are in and annoy your heart out.

5. The phony phone call.

       Make a fake call to a friend and enter every single room they go into and keep saying,

            "You still can't hear me? Let me talk louder." And proceed to talk louder.

6. "Stop saying soup!" 

           Constantly say the word soup, over and over again whenever your sibling is inside of the same room as you.

7. Ear rape.

        Find an ear rape video on YouTube and blast it around them. (Sorry eardrums)

8.brag.

         Brag about anything and everything, it will make them so upset ( trust me on this one  my child)

9.hopes up.

        Be on the phone with your "friend" (don't  actually call anyone) and say,

        "Yea I'll get (siblings name) a (something sibling wants)in (sometime soon)."

In the room next to them,loudly, an keep them waiting until then for it, but surprise, it's not going to happen!

10. "I know everything"

         Tell your siblings you know everything, when they say something back like,

"What is my favorite color?"

Say anything you want, and when they say, "no it's pink!" say,

"That's what I said, pink!"



These are by far some of the best ways to get your sibling to hat-love you more than they already do  

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