Cindy 🍒
I never do this because I mind my business but today is differentCindy 🍒
Harry left looking like—Cindy 🍒
Harry came back looking like—Lou 🍑
HE GOT DICKLou 🍑
HE GOT ZAYN'S DICKLou 🍑
AND I WASN'T THERE TO WITNESS HIM GETTING DICKLou 🍑
It's been a while since he you know..Cindy 🍒
Yeah, I know..Lou 🍑
How dare you, Harold, go get dick and not tell me ??Lou 🍑
You've given him head, I know that even though you also didn't tell meLou 🍑
Anyways, how was he ??Lou 🍑
ANSWER HAROLDCindy 🍒
He's sleeping, he arrived when I was leaving for lectureLou 🍑
What time was that ?Cindy 🍒
Around 7amLou 🍑
He definitely walked the walk of shameCindy 🍒
I think he got dropped offLou 🍑
He at least walked the walk of shame to the apartmentLou 🍑
I'm still proudCindy 🍒
SameLou 🍑
Is he big ?Cindy 🍒
Excuse me?Lou 🍑
Once upon a time, you were grinding on each other, you must've felt his bonerCindy 🍒
That's totally irrelevant informationLou 🍑
Come on, tell me
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Sweetener ღ Zarry
FanfictionAU Social Media Crack "If you hate social media so much why do you continue to use it?" "Didn't your parents teach you to mind your own fucking business?" Or the one where Zayn's a bit of an asshole and hates social media but still continues to use...