Red Dwarf : A new member

Chapter 2 -Problem/Poly Morph 2

It was just a regular day in the dwarf

Rimmer was watching videos of his mother and brothers

Lister was in his room watching some soppy romance movie

Cat was prowling around for non-existent females,well except for Y/N

Y/N was drawing and painting she was very quiet and enjoying herself

Holly flashed on the screen,Rimmer was annoyed shed interrupted his Family moments

Holly:Alert Alert  theres another life form on this ship,this isnt a drill

Rimmer:Holly this happened last time with the polymorph  then again last week,it was listers god awful shoes i make him not wear

Holly:Well technically speaking they were another life form

Rimmer:Right ill go get the disgusting creature,then ill get kryten and cat and   Y/N  then we can get the life form

Holly:*she rolled her eyes*

Rimmer informed Lister,Kryten and the Cat and Y/N
They all stayed in the Control Room thinking of a plan  they all agreed to stick together and started to wander around the decks   then they encountered the Polymorph 2.0

Rimmer:QUICKLY THERE IT IS

the poly morph skuttled away making murmours to it self

Y/N:OH SMEG

Lister:I couldnt of said it better

Kryten: Lets go get that little smee-smee

Cat:Look at that green little blob

Rimmer:Cat dont say that about Lister

Lister gave a unimpressed look to rimmer

Y/N started to run after it and the rest of the Dwarf posse followed,they finally cornered it when it transformed into a snake
Lister Yelled in fear

Lister:Its a snake oh man,its going to get me

The polymorph 2.0 morphed into a disfigured slimy mutant creature and grabbed lister   he passed out

Y/N used one of the guns and shot it straight away
It blew up
Kryten carried Listers body back into medi bay

Y/N sat in her room
Rimmer Went back to watching his family again
Cat continued to Stroll around

the dwarf was silent

hi sorry this is so short
please say if you want another chapter
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sorry if this is shit