A Myth Turned Real

Intervention-Malk

 So about... I dont know like twelve buckets in I was like maybe a bit, just a bit tipsy. You know feeling the buzz a bit. Not that much I swear. "Ohhh shiny!" I yelled sluggishly touching Hero's face. Indi was rolling upside-down on the furnaces giggling like a mad man. Not to say that I also wasn't giggling as well. Hero moved my hand aside but, I tried again. "I want the shiny..." I growled. "What was in that milk?" He asked pushing me off him. He walked over to the box and pulled out a bucket. Sniffing the "milk" first he hummed and sipped it. "What's so special about it?" He asked looking at me. I crawled over taking a different bucket and huffing it down. He looked at me before doing the same. 

 Then Hero was as drunk as we were leaving Toni to be the only sober one.. yay. Indi passed out eating a carrot but me and Hero were very much awake. Once again I held my hand out trying to touch his eye, his shiny, shiny eye. The intoxicated Herobrine didn't really have and understanding of the world so he unknowingly let me. The thing is I was expecting to actually touch something, my hand is inside of his skull and I dont feel a thing. I felt something slide across my arm, something wet. My blurry vison reveled something pink, though not sure what it is.

 That something pink disappeared a white thing took its place. Then pain. I retracted my hand and held it, noticing a bit of blood trickle down. Growling at my attacker I lick my wound. My attacker however growled back. I tried to stand up, to intimidate them but my legs wobbled causing me to fall. With a huff I flopped on my back and started at the wiggly ceiling. The nice...wiggly...dark...ceiling...

 But the white shiny thing was in the way! How dare it! I growled and tried to shove it away but I was too weak. "Moo!" I pouted as I tried again. It grunted and hummed before pinning me down. Then, it just laid on top of me. I wailed from underneath it but still couldn't move it. Yelling in frustration I shifted into a semi-comfortable position and drifted off.