Supernatural Season 15 Quotes

Episode 1

Back and to the Future

Sam: When God's gone it's just us.

Sam: This could be our Woman in White. 

Dean: Dude. We sent her to Hell years ago.

Sam: Yeah, but she might be back.

Dean: Well, if she's back, then they're all back. Every last one that we ever killed. Let's go.

Belphegor: I like hell the way it is- was.

Cas: He's an abomination.

Belphegor: You're an abomination with that stupid, dumb trench coat.

Sam: He didn't deserve this.

Dean: So, what? Chuck throws friggin' zombies at us now?!

Sam: I don't know if they're zombies, Dean. I think- I think whenever the souls came up from Hell that they- they just...

Dean: They what? Just jumped into the nearest body?

Dean: Great. So we go outside, we get ripped apart. We stay in here, w- what, starve to death?!

Castiel: Well, I wouldn't starve.

Dean: Well, good for you.

Dean: Great. Son of a bitch. Chuck. Man, I knew it. I knew He would do something like this. He's always so squirrelly, you know, with the- with the- the robe and the beard and... the smile that's, like, half-nice, half "I'm gonna rip your throat out."

Dean: Rowena, we need your help, so move your ass. What? No, I'm not... Move your exquisite ass, please. Alright? Great.

Dean: So, with all this going on, what's it like down there?

Belphegor: In Hell?

Dean: Yeah.

Belphegor: You ever seen an anthill when it's, like, set on fire? Okay, well, there we were, minding our own business, you know, flaying people for eternity, like you do, right? And then every door in Hell just sprang open, all at once. You know? Souls got out. Sky cracked. And, uh, boom, ta-da, you know?

Dean: Wait. Every door? Even the Cage?

Belphegor: Yeah, even the Cage.

Dean: And Michael?

Belphegor: Well, last I heard he was just sittin there. Yeah, but if he got out, I mean- ugh. I mean... he wouldn't hold a grudge, right?

Dean: Hey, do you remember when we were little? What I would do to distract you whenever I'd rip off a Band-Aid or something like that?

Sam: Yeah. You'd tell some stupid joke.

Dean: Yeah. Knock, knock.

Dean: Just when we thought we had a choice. You know, whenever we thought we had free will. We were just rats in a maze. Sure, we could go left. Sure, we could go right. But we were still in the damn maze. Just makes you think, if all of it- you know, everything that we've done... What did it even mean?

Sam: It meant a lot. We still saved people.

Sam: That's what He does. He gets bored and-and-and pulls the ripcord. I mean, that's what He did with Apocalypse World and- and probably with all of them. He moves on, starts another story. But you know what? Good. 'Cause if He bailed, it's just us. For the first time. It's just us.

Dean: And about 3 billion ghosts.

Sam: Yeah, well, what's one more apocalypse, right? But seriously, if we win- when we win this, God's gone. There's no one to screw with us. There's no more maze. It's just us. And we're free.

Dean: So you and me versus every soul in Hell? I like those odds.

Sam: Yeah, me too.

Dean: Well, you know what that means?

Sam: We got work to do.