One-Shots

5. Bangovers (gxg)

Okay so I'm a bisexual parawhore so I ship myself with Hayley in this story. If you're not okay with this, than you're just balls. Obviously this story is not meant for younger children.

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Two years ago was the first time I found a song by Paramore on YouTube and I immediately loved it. I learned Brick By Boring Brick by heart and then I found another song: Decode. Again I fell in love with the song. This triggered me to search for more songs by Paramore. By that time I found out they made three albums already.

Eventually it took me days, weeks even to learn the lyrics to every song by heart but after a few weeks or so I made it and started singing along to every song that came up. On the radio, on my iPod, on MTV. Just everywhere and I didn't care who was around me.

Ever since then I waited patiently from Paramore to tour through my country but they didn't. I live in a small country so that's not exactly surprising. One week ago I found out they were actually attending a large festival I didn't even know existed. So I mentally slapped myself in the face. I kept in track of their Twitter pages, fan pages, Facebook page and other stuff like that.

BFF: Guess what I found! Paramore is expending their tour and it stops by in our neighbour country!

That's right, my best friend, Laura, is called BFF in my phone and she turned into a parawhore when I couldn't stop myself from making her listen to them. Now I don't have to fangirl alone, 'cause she will be with me every time.

Me: OMG! Why did I miss that? How do you know?

Right when I texted that back my timeline refreshed with exactly one unread tweet. @yelyahwilliams: Expanding tour. Check the URL to find out if your country is included. [www.randompage.URL].

I clicked the click and found a list of theater names, one was actually familiar. It was the concert hall in the city 30 minutes away from here. Me: You should get your eyes checked, they will be in the concert hall in the city nearby!!! I'm freaking out right now.

BFF: OMG, I totally missed out on that one! WE SHOULD GET TICKETS!! Sale starts tomorrow morning! I had to respond back. Me: Yeah we should!

I quickly ran downstairs, pulling my jacket from a peg. "Bye mom, I'm staying at Laura's tonight." I opened the door. "Bye honey." I ran the three blocks to my best friends house.

Me: Hey, B*tch! I'm at your front door, open it. That's just a complete normal text to send to your best friend, right? Isn't it? Too bad, it is to us. Five minutes later the door in front of me was still closed. I grabbed some pebbles, throwing them against her window while I called her mobile phone.

"Knock it off bitch, I'm busy!" She yelled out her window. Not soon after she moaned the name of the school's quarterback. Uhh, what? Why didn't I know about this? And when did this happen when she texted me only a few minutes ago?

I sat down on the sidewalk with my legs on the road, if a car was to come he would ride right over my legs and break them in several places. Fortunately for me, this was a really quiet road. Ten minutes later the quarterback opened the door and walked out of it. I turned to look at him, earning a glare from him. "Thanks for ruining my night full of fun."

I stood up, bowing a little, like a princess."You're welcome, man wh*re." Smiling like an idiot about my comeback I walked to the door. "Hello mrs. Claw, I'm heading upstairs." I heard her laugh in the distance, she was probably in the kitchen already cooking dinner. "Hello Belle, are you staying for dinner."