The Sassy-Pants & The Hot Head

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After a week , Fanny's bruise disappeared and she's been getting along real fine with everyone , especially Raphael.

Currently , Raph was beating up a punching bag. When Fanny passes the room , she spots Raph and freezes to see what he's doing. She watches him brawl with the dummy. Fanny smiles and leans against the wall , watching in interest. Fanny's lavender eyes sparkle looking at him.

That was until Raph notices she's here.

Raph- I know you're there. Come on out.

Fanny breathes in and out before entering the dojo with him.

Raph- Has anybody told you it was rude to stare ?

Fanny- ( Flirtatious tone ) Not unless I find something interesting~

Raph stops what he is doing as he blushes to the point he looks like a tomato. But he shakes it off and cracks his knuckles.

Raph- You can be so impulsive when you want to be , you know that , right ?

Fanny just scoffs and rolls her eyes while placing her hands on her hips.

Fanny- ( Sassily ) Please , all that coming from an easily ticked off , hot headed reptile.

Offended and now angry , his eyes turn white as he glowers at her with anger.

Raph- ( Furiously ) Wha ?! I do that on purpose !

Unfazed , Fanny turns her head to the left with a cocky expression and smirk as she places her fingertips on her lips.

Fanny- ( Mockingly ) Right. So your big-headedness and hot temper are a choice , huh ?

Raph- Hey ! Don't forget who saved your life , fluff ! If it weren't for me , you'd be dead !

Fanny , however, chuckles tauntingly ; Which makes Raph even more angry. Of course , Raph tries to keep his cool as he crosses his arms and turned around with a huff.

Raph- ( Quietly ) Man , what do I expect from a cocky woman like you ? Of course you're just a self centered rabbit , so how would you know ? You don't have a clue--

Then his was cut off by a hard whack on the top of his head , making him loudly yell in pain . It was Fanny who whacked him out of anger as she puts her hands on her hips with a sassy pose. Raph felt a bump already forming as he turns around and glares furiously at her.

Raph- GOD ! Why'd you did that for ?!

Fanny- Hmph ! 'Cause I don't like your attitude ! ( Imitates Raph )" Oh , what do I expected from a cocky woman like you ? "( Normal tone ) Ugh ! You know what ? Instead of being mean and grouchy all the time , you could at least try and be nice once in a while ! But right now , you're just as sour as a truffle soaked in lemon juice !

Raph- ( Angry chibi head ) THEN DON'T HANG OUT WITH ME !

Fanny- ( Angry chibi head ) I WON'T !!! ( Normal ) One day , you're gonna be devastated without me !

Raph turns around and crosses his arms again.

Raph- pfft ! Are you kidding me ? It would be bliss without you around to deal with your sassy attitude.
( Looks back at her with a flirty smirk ) But I'm sure you'll be hoppin' on back ~

Fed up with his remarks , Fanny roundhouse kicks his back , making him fall down with a grunt. Wincing in pain , and on all his fours , An angry Raph looks back at her .

Raph- Listen , it's been a real kick having you around , but you better knock it off or I'll give you the boot !

Fanny wasn't threatened at all. Her ears point upwards , her hands were on her hips , and she has on a pissed off look .

 Her ears point upwards , her hands were on her hips , and she has on a pissed off look

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Fanny- I think I'm gonna keep pounding you until you tenderize .

Hoping he misheard her , Raph fully turns around with a scared and shocked aspect as his electric green irises and pupils shrink.

Raph- Huh ?!

No answer , an enraged Fanny charges at the red cladded turtle .

Fanny- From now on , you're gonna respect me !

Thwack ! She sucker punches him and starts beating the crap out of him.

Fanny- It's time you start learning some manners ! You better start being polite or else !

After a long while of fighting , an injured and exhausted Raph and Fanny collapse onto the floor , breathing heavily. It has been been two hours since they engaged in a brawl. That's when , Leo , Mikey , Donnie , and Splinter came in to find the quick tempered duo on the ground panting. Leo's eyes widened.

Leo- What the world happened to them ?

Donnie- Who knows ?

Mikey- ( Jokingly ) Maybe Fan-fan was teaching mean old Raph how to behave , am I right ?

Mikey laughs at his own joke , only to be quiet when Leo nudges him in the elbow . Mikey yelps in pain and glares at his older brother whilst rubbing his elbow.

Fanny- You're okay in my book , hot head.

Raph- You too , fluff-ears.

Then suddenly , they simultaneously bursted out laughing , confusing everyone as they sit up and Fanny puts her hand on his back as he did the same as her.

Leo- What just happened ?

Donnie- I think they're.... Laughing with each other.

Mikey- Man , Fanny's like a female and furry version of Raph.

Splinter nods in agreement as he quietly leaves the room. But the trio watch the bunny and the red clad turtle help each other up and look each other in the eyes.

Raph- ( Smirks ) You fight good ... For a sassy-pants rabbit.

Fanmy- ( Smiles ) And you're good too... For a hot headed turtle.

Raph just smirks triumphantly as he crosses his arms and leaves the room with her.

Fanny- ( To Leo ) Hey , guys.

Raph- What's up ?

As they walked away , they leave the trio puzzled at the event.

To Be Continued....

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