Dead Again - Jeff The Killer x Reader

Laughing Clown

Toby and I sat together for awhile, talking about the craziest thing to ever happen to us.

I went with the whole 'Jeff kidnapping me' experience, since not many people get kidnapped by a serial killer.

He said that one time he and another dude called Masky went to do an errand for Slender, when a dog came out of nowhere and started attacking them.

"I can't believe that's the craziest thing to happen to you." I shook my head.

"Yeah w-well, I k-kill people fo-r a li-living, wha-what did you th-think?" He chuckled.

"Honestly, I don't know." I laughed.

I saw that Jeff was staring at us out of the corner of my eye.

I waved goodbye to Toby and walked over to Jeff.

"What the fuck were you staring at?" I asked.

"Some weird bitch and a fucking idiot." He snapped.

"Jeff, there's no mirror in front of you." I said.

"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" He yelled.

"Make me asshole." I said calmly.

"I already carved your fucking mouth, what more do you want me to do?" He yelled.

"Maybe try not being a little bitch about everything." I suggested.

"I'm not being a little bitch!" He glared at me.

"Yeah you are!" BEN called from the living room.

"BEN shut your fucking mouth you midget bitch!" Jeff yelled back.

I laughed at the insult.

"If you think that's funny you should hear the ones I gave Jackie." He crossed his arms and smirked.

"You bipolar ass bitch." I mumbled.

"What was that?" He asked.

"Nothing." I said.

"That's what I thought." He said.

"Alright you two stop flirting!" Someone yelled.

"Shut your fucking mouth LJ, we aren't flirting!" Jeff yelled back.

I rolled my eyes and looked to where the voice had come from.

A monochromatic clown was sitting at the dining room table.

He had a long, cone shaped nose that had black and white stripes on it.

He popped a piece of candy into his mouth and stared at me.

He hopped up happily and walked over to us.

I could feel Jeff take a step closer to me.

"Well hello there!" The clown chuckled.

"I'm Laughing Jack, and who might you be?" He held his hand out for me to shake it.

I hesitantly put my hand in his, he began shaking it almost violently.

"Would you like some candy?" He asked, holding out a handful of colorful candy.

"Um, no thanks. I'm alright." I said, backing up a bit.

I backed straight into Jeff.

"Back off LJ, she isn't here to make friends." Jeff warned him.

Jeff almost sounded... pissed.

Of course, he's always pissed.

But right now, he sounded even more pissed off than usual.

"Jeff, let the girl speak for herself. Now, you wouldn't want me to leave, would you?" He made it seem like he was threatening me.

I stared at him, then looked up at Jeff.

Jeff was already looking at me.

I gulped and shook my head.

"There, see? She doesn't want me to leave! She wants to be my friend!" He exclaimed happily.

Jeff didn't say anything, he just stared at me.

"If anyone should leave, it should be you, Jeff! Always cursing at her and calling her names, shame on you! Treat the beautiful lady with respect!" LJ said.

"Now, do you want Jeff to leave?" He asked, again, in a threatening voice.

I quickly shook my head and grabbed at Jeff's hoodie.

I was still facing LJ, it seemed like I couldn't move my legs.

"Think again." LJ said in a menacing tone.

I again, shook my head.

"LJ leave her the fuck alone. Now." Jeff's voice was dripping in poison.

Why didn't he say anything earlier?

And why was LJ so scary to me?

I wasn't scared of anyone else, and they're all murderers!

LJ probably is too, but still.

I wasn't scared of clowns before, so why now?

LJ glared at Jeff.

Jeff glared back.

I had a strong grip on Jeff's hoodie.

Suddenly LJ grabbed me, tearing me away from Jeff.

I yelled and tried fighting against LJ.

He was way stronger than me, so it didn't do much.

Jeff had his knife out within seconds, and he began going after LJ.

LJ ran down the hallways, laughing while I tried to punch and kick him.

I flailed around in his arms, trying to loosen his grip on me.

Jeff caught up to us and he stabbed LJ in the shoulder, narrowly missing his jugular in his neck.

LJ dropped me on the floor, making me hit my head.

I groaned and held the spot that bounced off the floor.

My vision was blurry and spotty, and my head was pounding.

LJ continued running, holding the spot Jeff had cut.

Jeff skidded to a stop and knelt next to me.

"Shit you're bleeding." He muttered, examining my head.

"I'll be alright, it didn't kill me." I joked.

"No but if you were a normal person you'd have a concussion right now." He said.

I paused for a second, I couldn't understand him.

Then after a few seconds, what he had said processed.

"You do realize I'm completely normal besides the fact that I can't die. So, I most likely still have a concussion." I said.

"Why'd it take you so long to respond?" He asked.

Again, the pause.

"It's a symptom of a concussion, slower reaction time and confusion." I said.

"My vision is shit right now too." I blinked.

"What on earth is going on here?!"