Dead Again - Jeff The Killer x Reader

Fuck Toast

By the time I woke up, Jeff was asleep next to me, and bright sunlight was shining through the curtains.

I rolled over and faced Jeff.

Although trying to guess whether he was asleep or not was a little tricky, seeing as he has no eyelids.

That fact about him is confusing.

"How in the hell does he keep his eyes from drying out?" I whispered, staring at him.

"I've never seen him use eye drops before, so what the fuck-" I cut my sentence short when Jeff mumbled something.

"What's that boy? Penny fell down the well! Oh no!" I laughed quietly at myself and decided that I should probably get up.

I sat up and stretched my arms, yawning a bit.

I slowly creaked the door open and quietly closed it behind me.

I feel kinda bad for leaving him all alone in bed but at the same time he did it to us.

Men ain't shit and hoes mad.

True, true.

Anyways, I made my way downstairs and decided to make some toast for my breakfast.

"Damn it's already 10?" I whispered, glancing at the clock.

"Aw I missed breakfast." I whined.

"(Y/N)!" I heard a voice behind me.

I turned around and smiled when I saw Jane.

"Hey! Where have you been lately?" I asked.

"Well Nat- Oh, sorry I meant Clockwork and I have been on a little road trip. We just got back late last night." She said.

"Oh, cool!" I smiled.

I felt something against my leg and looked down to see Grinny.

I picked them up and snuggled my face against their floofy cheek.

They jumped out of my arms and ran into the living room.

"Anyways, I should probably bring these to N- Clockwork." She said, holding up a bag of M&M's.

"Alright, talk to you later." I smiled and waved.

"Oh shit-" I cursed, remembering my toast.

Which was now burnt.

"Fuck me sideways with a chainsaw." I mumbled, throwing the slices into the garbage.

"Gladly." BEN's voice appeared behind me.

"Fuck off." I rolled my eyes.

"To you? Any time." He winked, making me shudder.

"Hey! Where's my candy, you bitch?" I asked.

"Right here." He held up a bag of Sour Patch Kids.

"Hell yeah." I smiled, snatching the bag out of his hands.

"Fuck toast, this is breakfast." I flipped the toaster off and slipped past BEN.

I was on my way to the living room when I was stopped by a tall douchebag.

Oh sorry I meant I was stopped by Slender.

"I advise you to not call me that again." He warned.

"What?" I asked.

"Don't make me repeat it, please." He sighed.

"What do you want, tall douchebag?" I questioned, opening my package of candy.