Kirishima Being an Awkward boi about Bakugo

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AN: Heyo fabulous people, aliens, and everything in between! I hope you enjoy this book of Bakusquad shenanigans. This first one is a text conversation between the bakusquad, so have fun reading what these idiotic dorks talk about

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alien has added dwaynejohnsonripoff, angryfireworkboi, lightningstorm, and tapedispenser to the chat

alien: whats up my memers
lightningstorm: i got my hat on backwards and im ready to fuckin party
tapedispenser: ah fucc, i can't believe youve done this
dwaynejohnsonripoff: what the fucc is up kyle
angryfireworkboi: why was I added to this fucking chat?
alien: bc ur part of the squad
tapedispenser: plus ur bf is in the chat
dwaynejohnsonripoff: bakubro is not my boyfriend
dwaynejohnsonripoff: not yet at least

dwaynejohnsonripoff has deleted a message

alien: oop- i saw that
dwaynejohnsonripoff: hm? what did you see?
tapedispenser: i saw it too
dwaynejohnsonripoff: what do you mean? what did you see?
lightningstorm: dont play dumb. you know exactly what there talking about
angryfireworkboi: *they're
dwaynejohnsonripoff: you guys are blind. you didn't see anything
lightningstorm: then y does it say that you deleted a message?
alien: he got you there
tapedispenser: you just gotta hope that he didnt see it before you deleted it
lightningstorm: hey what happened to bakubro anyway? the only thing he's said in a while was him correcting me
alien: i dunno. kiri, do you know where bakubro is?
tapedispenser: kirishima? you there bro?
lightningstorm: maybe bakubro saw the message before it was deleted and now hes confessing to kirishima
lightningstorm: or maybe theyre making out
angryfireworkboi: damn right
tapedispenser: which one? which one is he right about??
dwaynejohnsonripoff: very few words were just exchanged between the two of us
alien: and i oop-
lightningstorm: yeehaw, gays
dwaynejohnsonripoff: *guys?
lightningstorm: i know what i typed
tapedispenser: youre one to talk, kami
lightningstorm: shut up, tape boy
alien: IYFUKYDUGLYUFHUFR
angryfireworkboi: what the fuck is up with pinky??
dwaynejohnsonripoff: she's fangirling. just leave her be
angryfireworkboi: the fuck??
alien: UGASGJDHIHSFSIHGOSDJG
tapedispenser: you good, mina?
alien: yea, im good now
lightingstorm: cool. imma go to bed now, gn my dudes
dwaynejohnsonripoff: gn bro
angryfireworkboi: gn
alien: gn kami
tapedispenser: gn bebe
alien: AIHGRHJILJSI
angryfireworkboi: chill out, pinky
alien: nope! :)

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AN: comment, vote, share, or whatever if you enjoyed this chapter. i'll try to update this book once a week, so yee. Bye dudes, dudettes, and everything in between

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