Bakusquad Oneshots

Name change

AN: heyo, let's get down to business (go ahead and comment Mulan lyrics). 

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alien: i think it's time to change our names

angryfireworkboi: what the fuck did you idiots do this time?

lightningstorm: we didn't do anything!!

alien: i meant our nicknames on here, Bakago

dwaynejohnsonripoff: i think that's a great idea. mine needs to be shortened

alien: *gasp* can i choose your new nicknames??

tapedispenser: sure, go ahead

lightningstorm: i don't care

dwaynejohnsonripoff: yea

angryfireworkboi: be careful what you choose, pinky

alien: yass!!

alien has changed dwaynejohnsonripoff's nickname to imhard

lightningstorm: oop-

tapedispenser: pfft-

alien has changed angryfireworkboi's nickname to bakuhoe

imhard: omgosh

lightningstorm: damn

bakuhoe: nice choice

tapedispenser: wait he doesnt hate it, im-

alien has changed lightningstorm's nickname to Pikachu

Pikachu: i love this

imhard: she's not wrong 

alien has changed tapedispenser's nickname to stickyboi

Pikachu: pfft-

stickyboi: it actually makes sense with my quirk when you think about it...

bakuhoe: hey, why is dunce face's nickname the only one that's capitalized??

imhard: because you need to respect Pikachu

stickyboi: he's a god

Pikachu has changed alien's nickname to supremehoe

imhard: yes.

bakuhoe: hello, fellow hoe

supremehoe: howdy

fathersonic has joined the chat

fathersonic: I highly suggest you five go to sleep. It's ten o'clock and we have a test tomorrow

fathersonic has left the chat

bakuhoe: shit, i didn't realize how late it is. it's two hours past when i usually go to sleep

Pikachu: aww, is it past bakugo's bedtime?

bakuhoe: shut up!!!

stickyboi: both of you shut up and go to sleep!!

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AN: there you go, y'all. I'll try to get a chapter that isn't a text conversation and an actual story soon. I promise. Bye now