stickyboi: i found a stick outside
bakuhoe: really? you found a stick? outside? how revolutionary!
stickyboi: i can feel the sarcasm in that text
imhard: what's so important about you finding a stick????
stickyboi: well...
supremehoe: well what????
stickyboi: kaminari took it from me and like,,,,,,tried to eat it
imhard: what?????
stickyboi: then he like,,,,threw up and now he's laying on the ground holding his stomach
Pikachu: i should not have done that
bakuhoe: what are you doing just laying there? go to recovery girl's office
Pikachu: i don't wanna......
stickyboi: i'll make sure he gets there
bakuhoe: i swear, all of you are crazy
supremehoe: we're crackheads, Bakugo. what did you expect?
bakuhoe: not dunce face eating a fucking stick!!
Pikachu: awww...... does bakugo care about me?
bakuhoe: shut the fuck up before I blast your ass into the sun
imhard: I'd leave him alone, kaminari. Don't take his threats lightly
supremehoe: yeah, he's crazy
bakuhoe: you're the crazy one, raccoon eyes!
imhard: Bakugo, calm down
bakuhoe: i am calm, Shitty Hair!
imhard: I'm sitting across from you. you're not calm
bakuhoe: shut up!!
supremehoe: Kiri, you should hide
imhard: on it
bakuhoe: get back here, shitty hair!
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Hello everyone! I hope you enjoy that little oneshot. I'm sorry it's short, but it's all I could think of right now. I'll have a longer oneshot next week. Seeya next time!
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Bakusquad Oneshots
FanfictionAdventures of the Bakusquad, ft Kamisero, Kiribaku, and Torumina