The Bakusquad is full of crackheads

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stickyboi: i found a stick outside

bakuhoe: really? you found a stick? outside?  how revolutionary!

stickyboi: i can feel the sarcasm in that text

imhard: what's so important about you finding a stick????

stickyboi: well...

supremehoe: well what????

stickyboi: kaminari took it from me and like,,,,,,tried to eat it

imhard: what?????

stickyboi: then he like,,,,threw up and now he's laying on the ground holding his stomach

Pikachu: i should not have done that

bakuhoe: what are you doing just laying there? go to recovery girl's office

Pikachu: i don't wanna......

stickyboi: i'll make sure he gets there

bakuhoe: i swear, all of you are crazy

supremehoe: we're crackheads, Bakugo. what did you expect?

bakuhoe: not dunce face eating a fucking stick!!

Pikachu: awww...... does bakugo care about me?

bakuhoe: shut the fuck up before I blast your ass into the sun

imhard: I'd leave him alone, kaminari. Don't take his threats lightly

supremehoe: yeah, he's crazy

bakuhoe: you're the crazy one, raccoon eyes!

imhard: Bakugo, calm down

bakuhoe: i am calm, Shitty Hair!

imhard: I'm sitting across from you. you're not calm

bakuhoe: shut up!!

supremehoe: Kiri, you should hide

imhard: on it

bakuhoe: get back here, shitty hair!

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Hello everyone! I hope you enjoy that little oneshot. I'm sorry it's short, but it's all I could think of right now. I'll have a longer oneshot next week. Seeya next time!

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