I Am Unstoppable (Book 2)

Chapter Three: C is for Craziness

My other best friend Alia is in the same History class as me. We sit with each other, since the two of us can't stand any other people. We get along really well-she's super nice, trustworthy, and funny. Even though we just met this year, I feel as if we've known each other for our whole lives. We really connect to each other. That explains perfectly how well the two of us get along with each other. Alia has become a really good friend of mine, obviously. She is one of the sweetest people I have ever met.

Aww, I know, that sounded mushy-gushy. Trust me, though-I don't like her.

Let me repeat once more, in case you weren't paying attention: I DON'T LIKE HER.

Why did I make such a huge deal about that? Well, the answer is quite simple. Everyone thinks that I'm, I quote, "madly in love with her". Well, guess what, Everyone? You're wrong. W-R-O-N-G.

Anyway, in speaking of Alia, we were in Health class learning about, of course, sex. Everyone was giggling and whispering "secrets" in each other's ears, since everyone is immature. I was sitting with Alia in the back, and the only things we were whispering to each other were phrases such as "people are dumb asses" and "somebody shoot me".

My phone vibrated in my pocket, making me jump a little. I sneakily checked it, since whoever is texting me is probably telling me something more interesting and a lot less disturbing than birth control methods.

Hello there, handsome brother. What class are you in??? (;

Oh, Tyler. Sweet, strange, brother Tyler.

I unlocked my phone and quickly typed a simple response, reflecting a little on what I just recently "learned" (or already knew about) in Health class.

I'm in Health, unfortunately, learning about birth control. Hahaha. :P What's better, a condom or a birth control pill?

Alia gave me a weird look, which made me soon realize that she was reading the message. "And who the hell are you sending that disturbing message to?"

I giggled. "My brother, because he dared to ask me what I'm doing and what class I'm in."

Alia rolled her eyes as she chuckled a little. Only if she knew Tyler like I do. "I wonder what his response will say."

My phone instantly vibrated once she finished her statement. To be honest, I was kind of nervous to read Tyler's response to my ridiculously immature question, because it would either say: (a) "You're freaking stupid, Richard" or (b) "Why? Do you plan on having some sexual experiences with Becca?"

You seriously don't understand what I have to deal with on a daily basis.

I rapidly unlocked my phone with the highly convenient fingerprint ID on my iPhone to check the message. Once I finished reading his response, I smacked my face with my hand and began to hysterically laugh, showing a clear sign of disappointment and humor.

His response was odd, yet amusing. It was a straight-up wise ass response.

Both, man. What if I break through the Trojan wall? At least the drugs would do that bitch some good. :D

"Oh God," Alia said, peeking over as she looked down at my phone. "Can I read it?"

"Of course." I tilted my phone towards her. She read the message quickly, then started to giggle.

"Your brother is so freaking stupid, yet so freaking hilarious!" she whispered, trying not to make a scene. "'The Trojan wall'?! What the hell?!"

I sighed. "How the freak do I respond to that?!"