The Cracker Barrel Bullitten

The craker bareel bulliten :1

I figured as I was done with the p.s.a 's until I get back out on the road , why not write about the comings and goings of this craker barrel.

—-This place is actually QUITE interesting, more stuff goes on here than you'd think. On Thursdays we have a major checkers tournament. I've won five times. A lot of interesting people come here, hardened travelers, the trade battalion , one time we got some mutated frogs that had learned English and had some weird magical powers. The cooks here are great, all five star Cracker Barrel employees. The best meal is the butter rat special, which is French toast, two large pancakes, a parfe, and either butter eat sasuage or 'REAL' pig bacon .

I found a new class of bacteria while I was here, apparently the locals call it the 'Isaiah class' and it has some interesting properties. I will bring a dish of it with me when I leave and do tests on it back in the bunker.

The weapons stock here is amazing, from everything from the 'Wesley Guitar' a weaponised guitar with the power of a bazooka, to a 'galaxy ripper aparter ' I don't even want to ask what that does. A few days ago we got a shipment of butter rat traps designed by the trade battalion . We shall see how well they work , but I'm dubious.

I met an interesting visitor named ford perfect today. An interesting man with an interesting name. Something about him seemed otherworldly, but he still was completely insane. I'm glad the 'Barrel' doesn't serve alcohol (for safety reasons) because I bet my journal he'd have been the drunkest man you've ever met .

They have an amazing taxidermy bear in the middle of the (previously the gift shop) main room, and people write their name on the pedestal beneath the bear.

There is a map with all the Cracker Barrel's in the nation, with pins to pin where you're from . I guess it's neat, I don't care for it personally.

On Fridays we have a movie night , we played Shrek 5 last night . It wasn't as good as shrek the musical.

A couple of weeks ago one of the wild tom Hiddlestons came in. We gave him a "permanent room" . We are planning to either wipe his memory and have him work here , or assassinate him . At least for now it'll be interesting to have a tom in the Barrel .

The teenager here are interesting, most of them shy travlers . They are the people who were quiet and did ok in school , but were mostly overlooked. They turned out to be excellent survivors , and will most likely have a great hand in putting society back together.

One such group of teens have some rooms right now across the hall from me. They play board games a lot , and have random nicknames for each other . The nicknames are quite weird, things like ; sodium, chili , and saber . Hey , I won't knock em . They've survived this long , they probably will outlast me.

I think I may do more of these, just for fun. Until next time, nei ja.