It's been about one week since the last whatever I'm naming this, and a few interesting thugs have happend . One of the teens that I told you about last time, the one who's called 'saber ' beat me in the checkers tournament. My respect for them has shot up immensly. Unfortunately the group of them is leaving tomorrow, I really enjoyed their company, The were weird, but fun. I made them promise me that they would stay safe , and I gave them my emergency number if they are in danger.
I purchased a new pocket watch , a very beautiful one. I bought it from a traveling watch/clock salesman , who had an , ahem, interesting outfit, a bit complex. He literally carried multiple grandfather clocks on his back. Astonishing.
We have successfully brainwashed the "Tom" and now he runs the weapon counter , and he has no clue who "tom Hiddleson" is. Unfortunately now we cannot watch avengers movies on the Friday movie night. Frankly I voted to murder him.
we had the "newsboys" come in , for some reason they are doing a Cracker Barrel tour, but I can't tell who these people are. Not even one of them is a original newsboy , so at this point is it a newsboys cover band? I mean , one of the band members is a BRAINWASHED BEAR, and the drummer is a TOM. Sigh , I bet the Actual newsboys died in the initial attack.
I caught a glimpse blue box and got incredibly excited that this whole fiasco would be over, unfortunately the box blinked out of reality one second later. I bet it was nine, the brat.
I was bored one afternoon, so I fed a caged butter rat some Isaiah bacterium. Unfortunately the rat mutated, broke out of the cage and ran into the kitchen. The fiasco that followed resulted in a months butter stock gone. Ja. Unfortunately the rat is on the loose , I plan to catch it after I finish writing this.
The forgotten president of the district of northern Canada, Jesse quam, walked in today. I couldn't stop laughing, I love the guys online presence , in person, he's even more flabbergastingly hilarious.
This place may or may not be haunted , I need to do more research, this may be contributing to the butter rats and 'Isaiah' bacterium.
Au revour for now.
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The Cracker Barrel Bullitten
RandomThe author of the Bearpocolypse p.s.a s recounting the coming and goings in a Cracker during the bearpocolypse, because as all of you know , durning the bearpocolypse , Cracker Barrel's Were repurposed into safe houses. This story introduces a lot o...
