After a short while they got the badonkadonks from the bandits it wasn't too hard just kill them and get them
Tina:hey my lines your skipping the best in the whole game
I'm not writing a scene qere it takes literally a minute to complete
Tina:people gonna get maaaaad son
Quit complaining or I'll skip more
They went back to Tina and gave her the badonkadonks so she can make the bombs
Tina:Awesome just a seco this gon be good
She pressed the button for the garage to close but she noticed the vault hunters still there
Tina:Get yo Butt out my workshop man I needs to be alooone for dis
Maya:is it really that important
Tina:yes now out
She then pushes them out of the garage and closes is. Later they hear all sorts of noise coming out if the garage
Tina:*singing*I'm a little tee pot bloody and cut! Here is my handle! Here is my butt
BOOM
(Y/N):You ok in there
Tina:DON'T DISTRACT ME!!!
(Y/N):just being nice jeez
Tina:*singing*put a little bomb in the hot-ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die
At this point the three of them were questioning her sanity even more
Tina:squishi-squishi-squishi-squishi.... oh daaamn you looking good ladies. Let's get to work
The garage door opens to reveal bombs strapped to bunnies
Tina:that's right twin sisters. Hhahhhhh take'em take'em take'em take'em
They take them
Tina:just put my damsels in the cho-cho track and SET THEM OFF good plan? Great plan!
(Y/N):well see ya later then
Gaige:yeah.... k bye
Tina:hey vault hunters hey hey hey hey vault hunters
Maya:were right here
Tina:when you're done come back I need a little help with sum. Ok?
Gaige:yeah ok well be back
Tina:coool ok now go do that shit
(Y/N):yup see ya later Tiny
Tina:DON'T CALL ME THAT
As she yell that (Y/N) grew a slight grin on his face now knowing what to use to mess with her
King crimson
They arrived at the train tracks and set the bombs or mostly missiles ready to ser off
Tina:boosh just poke their belly when you want me to set the 'splosives off. I gotta get ready
They saw the train and pushed their bellies
Tina:oh snap son I hear the traaaiin 'cmiiiiing ..... count it down. Ten.... nine.
The rockets go off with the first hitting the track
Tina:I got bored
the second going off to the right hitting the train as the wreckage comes by later
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The vault hunters friend
Random(Y/N) is a close friend to Gaige so when he heard that she was heading to pandora to be a vault hunter he got worried and decided to throw his future away just to go with his friend This is my first story and I would appreciate some any advice for...