ch 9 Wilhelm and a tea party

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After a short while they got the badonkadonks from the bandits it wasn't too hard just kill them and get them

Tina:hey my lines your skipping the best in the whole game

I'm not writing a scene qere it takes literally a minute to complete

Tina:people gonna get maaaaad son

Quit complaining or I'll skip more

They went back to Tina and gave her the badonkadonks so she can make the bombs

Tina:Awesome just a seco this gon be good

She pressed the button for the garage to close but she noticed the vault hunters still there

Tina:Get yo Butt out my workshop man I needs to be alooone for dis

Maya:is it really that important

Tina:yes now out

She then pushes them out of the garage and closes is. Later they hear all sorts of noise coming out if the garage

Tina:*singing*I'm a little tee pot bloody and cut! Here is my handle! Here is my butt

BOOM

(Y/N):You ok in there

Tina:DON'T DISTRACT ME!!!

(Y/N):just being nice jeez

Tina:*singing*put a little bomb in the hot-ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die

At this point the three of them were questioning her sanity even more

Tina:squishi-squishi-squishi-squishi.... oh daaamn you looking good ladies. Let's get to work

The garage door opens to reveal bombs strapped to bunnies

Tina:that's right twin sisters. Hhahhhhh take'em take'em take'em take'em

They take them

Tina:just put my damsels in the cho-cho track and SET THEM OFF good plan? Great plan!

(Y/N):well see ya later then

Gaige:yeah.... k bye

Tina:hey vault hunters hey hey hey hey vault hunters

Maya:were right here

Tina:when you're done come back I need a little help with sum. Ok?

Gaige:yeah ok well be back

Tina:coool ok now go do that shit

(Y/N):yup see ya later Tiny

Tina:DON'T CALL ME THAT

As she yell that (Y/N) grew a slight grin on his face now knowing what to use to mess with her

King crimson

They arrived at the train tracks and set the bombs or mostly missiles ready to ser off

Tina:boosh just poke their belly when you want me to set the 'splosives off. I gotta get ready

They saw the train and pushed their bellies

Tina:oh snap son I hear the traaaiin 'cmiiiiing ..... count it down. Ten.... nine.

The rockets go off with the first hitting the track

Tina:I got bored

the second going off to the right hitting the train as the wreckage comes by later

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