Bakubottom: oi shitty hair! Lemme eat that fine croissant looking ass
Ejihoe: no
Bakubottom: but im hungry!
Ejihoe: NOOOOOO
Bakubottom: lemme be your hoooooooe
Ejihoe: only if I'm the one to feast
Bakubottom: finnnneeeeeee thottttttty
Ejihoe: yay!
Bakubottom: uwu
(they smash)
uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
(they finish smashing)
~the end~
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionThis was supposed to be a fake smut book, but I think it just ended up being one of these