*takes place in Kirishima's dorm*
Ejihoe: Hey bb~
Bakubottom: what is it kirishine
Ejihoe: I'm manly and thirsty
Bakubottom: thirsty for wh-
Ejihoe: THIRSTY FOR DICC
Bakubottom: you little tit
Ejihoe: Yeah... Your tits. Those d-cup man bobs
*Bakugo looks down and blushes*
Ejihoe: don't worry bakubabe, you know how much they mean to me uwu~
*Bakugo looks up and pounces on Kirishima*
Bakubottom: And you know how much you mean to me! So let me quench your thirst~
Ejihoe: uwu
Bakubottom: owo
*Kaminari crying in the backround of the room*
Kaminari: I just wanted to play Super Smash Bros!
YOU ARE READING
kiribaku oneshots
FanfictionThis was supposed to be a fake smut book, but I think it just ended up being one of these
