War of Will

War of will

The year was 1955
Everyone named any variation of will was gathered in one place, and they were all fighting for one thing; getting to own the horse, infinity.
  Now, you may be asking: "why the he'll would everyone named will in the universe be fighting for some silly horse." Now, that is a perfectly good question, so let me explain. This horse has magical powers. It can quite literally alter reality.

Over the years there has been quite the debate among Christians about God's will, and the ineffable plan. Well, whatever they say, God's will is actually a person who lives in Nebraska and has for quite a long time. Since the beginning of time, in fact. He quite likes it. He is one of God's favorite angels, that will. Now the ineffable plan on the other hand, well, it's ineffable. 

Now I must tell you about all the wills. There were four will houses. Will, will, will, and finally, Gerald. (They wanted a unique name. There were four bears, all in the house will. Fifty bills, mostly cowboys, obviously went to house will. Three hundred regular plain 'wills' ,one hundred Williams , two Billy's who didn't get the memo about it being wills only, two thousand dogs , a dolphin and a beluga, one regular deer, one zombie deer, one president, a author, a Nigerian prince, a English prince , one smith , a fair amount of female wills who all took up House will, and one horse . Yes I left out loads of wills and their description, but there are quite a lot of people named will throughout the universe.

Now, you may also be wondering where this is taking place. You need somewhere big to hold approximately 1 million people, give or take a few, and have some type of room to move. Well, they decided to take it to the moon. Now you may be wondering how they were to breathe, or the quite glaring gravity problem. well, thank will. (Gods will.) as an angel, he could alter reality a bit, with the help of the Almighty. He equalized gravity and gave them an atmosphere.

Now that we have the stage set, let up introduce our main character, Will. Will he when, will he die a horrible death? Will his willpower help will him to live another day or will he possibly win the horse? Will these questions be answered? Yes. Yes, they will.

Will didn't have anything super special, interesting, spectacular about him, but he was a not entirely stupid person. Most of the other wills were. now Will took an obvious route to win; let everyone else kill each other and then jump in and claim the win. Now, unfortunately, the moon doesn't have many places to hide. The name did thankfully have a shovel because Gods will is a very kind person, so he gave it to him. Now, the name had no clue of what on earth, Er more accurately what on the moon, to do with said shovel.

Will basically decided to run around wildly and not engage with anyone, because all he had was a shovel. Now,  thankfully for will, a horse ran up to him. Coincidentally, this horses name was war of will. This was a good horse, and he had pity on will, so decided to give will a ride. Will hopped upon will, and they both dodged everything and ran.

Now let's take a step back at what's been happening so far. God's Will is essentially a referee of sorts and is keeping everyone in line. House will was crushing house will, and house Gerald was completely decimated. One house down, three left, approximately 600,000 people still fighting one another.

At this point it was getting pretty hard for will and war to avoid the huge war going on around them. They figured that they still would need to avoid most interactions however, and Will was just a kid with a shovel, and War was just a racehorse.

Now if you were wondering about all the bodies and blood and you know, proper war stuff, well we have God's will to thank for that. Nobody actually got hurt, because he made sure to blip anyone away before they were seriously injured or you know, deceased.