25m Distance Between Us

Lunarcy

Bowser cackled. The giant, fat purple-haired female Broodal's idea was phenomenal.

"A wedding on the Moon! Forget New Donk City!" Bowser laughed. "I don't need that loudmouth's permission or legislative power to host a wedding there!"

Kamek turned to him. "And what if the X-Nauts still inhabit the Moon, sire?"

"Do you even have to ask, Kamek?" The Koopa King said, exasperatedly. "I've already sent the Koopalings with the rest of the Koopa Troop there to clean the moon of any potential pests."

"That is dark, Your Majesty." Kamek said, seething his teeth in sympathy fear.

"The Dark side of the Moon!" Bowser exclaimed suddenly. "Perfect! Mario is too stupid to think we'd be there!"

Kamek sighed. At times like these, he missed Kammy. Her death ten years prior left the Magikoopa force in disarray for a while, until he stepped up to the plate and put his foot down. He had raised Bowser with her, as parental figures, and he always snapped at them and belittled them for their trouble.

Kammy's daughter, Kamella, was working alongside Kamek from time to time, and he had sent her to her death at the hands of Mario during their last journey into Outer Space. He told her it was to secure Bowser's Galactic Empire. Ever since then, Kamek was skeptical about space travel.

"Hey, Kamek!"

"Yes, Your Meanness?"

Bowser eyed him like a dragon. "What's the news about Blabberbitch?"

"Who?"

"Mario's Ex." Bowser repeated, frustratedly. "You know we have to keep her alive for the time being, right? I want Mario to see me kill her!"

Kamek rather liked that idea, all things considered. The Koopa Wizard adjusted his blue hat. "I assure you that she's still alive." Kamek beamed. "In severe pain, but alive."

"Good. That's all that matters." Bowser growled, a small flare coming from his nostrils.

He hated Mario with a burning passion. Just the thought of him made the Koopa King rage. He got up from his seat. "Actually, Kamek; I want to see her for myself."

After some traversing through the labyrinth of a ship, Bowser found the chamber Pauline was in, and he opened the door. She was shackled to the wall, and her head was hung in exhaustion.

"Wakey wakey." Bowser said softly, yet mockingly. He put his fingers under her chin and lifted her face up to his. He did not expect the spit to go into his eye, but it did. "Arrrgh!" He began to wipe his eyes. "You bitch!"

Pauline was waiting to do that.

"Anyways..." Bowser was getting better at retaining his composure in these situations. He was just focusing on how he was going to kill her when Mario shows up instead. "about the City Wedding..."

"Still not happening!" Pauline immediately protested. "Look, you can do whatever you want to me, but I will never go through with it!"

"You won't have to." Bowser stated, false honey dripping from his tone.

Pauline's cocky and adamant expression shifted to one of nervousness and anticipation. "What? What do you mean...?"

"My Wedding Advisor Madame Broode gave me an even better, more extravagant idea!" Bowser sang like a Crayzee Dayzee. He was practically dancing at the thought of this idea.

Pauline was thinking to herself: "Ugh! Just get ON with it, already, you overgrown Ashtray!"

"We're going to be married on..." Bowser performed his own manual drumroll on the back of his shell. "...the MOON!"