Assorted Tales from Hell

Toc

     I woke up at, like, 5:00 am today... I'm soooo tired, ugh! I just couldn't go back to sleep, even after I saw the time. So yeah, it's 5:11 now and I don't really know what to do. I'll just make some breakfast, I guess. 

     Ooh, I looked in the fridge and guess what? There's a slice of pizza left over from dinner last night - score! I'll just pop it in the microwave real quick and check my texts because, I mean, why not? I'm not gonna eat for another, like, three minutes anyway. That's plenty of time to see - hey, Stacy says she's up to! Lemme get back to her...

Stacy: Omg it's 5 in the morning! Can't get to sleep tho ;(

Me: Same it sucks right?

Stacy: Yep just wanna sleep till like 10 

Stacy: I mean it's Saturday!! X(

Me: ikr

Stacy: Yeah well what r u doing?

Me: Having a breakfast of champs

Me: Pizza

Stacy: Yass 

Me: Eating it now, just took it out of d microwave

Me: So good 

Stacy: I'm eating cold cereal XD

Me: Lol 

Stacy: U wanna hang out today? 

Me: Sure 

Stacy: B at my place at 6, have something awesome to show u :)

Me: K c u later

     I wonder what this is about. I guess I'll find out when I get there. Let's see, the time is... 5:37, so if I bike to her place now, I should get there at around 5:47. Time to get dressed for the day at 5:37 am...

15 minutes later:

Me: I'm at the door, knocked a few times

Me: Where r u?

Stacy: Using bathroom, b out soon

Stacy: Front door's unlocked tho. Come in

Me: K what did u want me to see?

Stacy: Go to my room and look under my bed

Me: For real? If u r hiding under there trying to scare me...

Stacy: No way that wud b so lame lol

Stacy: "Tristan come to my place at 6 am so I can scare u" XD

Me: Ok, I get it

Me: I'm in ur room, looking under bed now

Me: Wtf?!

Stacy: Isn't it so cool?

Me: It's a f$%&^king monster!!!

Stacy: Idk if it is but it's so neat, right?

Stacy: Found the poor thing shivering outside in the rain last night :(

Me: Oh shit it's got beady little eyes 

Me: It's looking right at me Stacy!!

Stacy: Don't worry, it's a little cuddly ball of fluffs >U<

Me: With pointy-ass teeth?!

Stacy: To chomp on hard nuts and stuff

Stacy: It's a vegan. I named it Tufts of Cuteness aka Toc