The Theater Fujoshi

Laurens x Hamilton is Laifu

YASSS- FUCK ELIZA-

SHE SHOULD BE WITH MARIA REYNOLDS THE BITCH

LAURENS AND HAMILTON IT IS

WAIT- I FORGOT, I AM SIMASALA MOTO-MOTO, AND I AM SO RICH TO AFFORD THEATERS. YASSS

I love gay too

But i am not gay

bcuz- 

Laurens and Hamilton didn;t end up together

Philip: But- WHAT THE HECC I GOTTA DO TO NOT BE WITH YOU

Simsala: Marry me Philip, and fuck me in bed

Philip: AH- Just because I have the same name as Hamilton's dead son and younger son, it doesn't mean ya gonna date me

Simsala: Younger philip?

Philip: AH- I HATE YOU

Simsala: I L Y

Philip: NO one LOVES U 

Simsala: fine....