Simsala: I'm gonna impress, Philip. *dips underwater*
Tom: Look out. I think MOTO-MOTO LIKES YOU! HERE SHE COMES!
Philip: OH SHIT.
*I LIKE IT BIG AND CHUNKY PLAYS IN THE COVER*
Simsala: *takes off her bra and shows her girl abs*
Philip: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tom: Can I catch Jerry now?
Simsala: I WANT TOM AND JERYY AND PHILIP TOGETHER AS A THREESOME
Philip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THREESOME
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
And poor Philip was traumatized.
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The Theater Fujoshi
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