Philip gets a owo

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by ReNazi-

by ReNazi-

Naiomi: Hello, Philip.

Philip: *blushes* AH YOU REMEMBERD MY NAME!

Naiomi: A lil bird told me~!

Philip: *blushes hard*

Veronica: Naiomi, share him with us.

Zoe: I want to give my virginity to him too.

Naiomi: Well, let's start working girls.

Tom: Yeet- He's lucky.

Jerry: Now buy some drugs to have a harem.

The next day

Tom: What happened with you and the cheerleaders?

Philip: We killed the popular girl in school.

Tom: WHAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX

Philip: What is sex?

Tom: WTF-

Jerry: IF IM A DRUG DEALER TOM IS A PROSTITUTE

Tom: No I'm not

Philip: ??? I don't know what is going on?