I didn't make these jokes i just have come across alot of doctor who joke. Now lets get to it
Knock knock
Who's there?
The Doctor
Doctor Who?
That's me!
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The Doctor and Captain Jack were talking when Jack says, "Doctor, I found this hand in a jar in your room." The Doctor replies, "I keep it for good luck." So Jack says, "Mind if I borrow for a while? I am trying to win the lottery." The Doctor says, "Sure, that's fine." Jack says, "Thanks when do you want it back?" The Doctor replies, "Oh it's fine you can keep it." Jack then says, "Doctor, this is your lucky hand! Are you sure you don't want it back?" The Doctor says "Not after you've been alone with it."
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Why do Daleks eat apples? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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A/N
Okay so they weren't that good, but anyway just thought i should update it.
