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Queen interveiw

Q- Questioner/interviewer

Q: Hello everyone! How are you all today? This time, I have the pleasure to interview the members of Queen! Introduce yourselves!

BRIAN: Brian May here, folks.

ROGER: You have to say your whole name! It's Brian Harold May. Lovely. So british.

BRIAN: Brian Harold May is pleased to introduce to you to our blonde drummer, Roger Meddows Taylor!

ROGER: Oh shit, I forgot I had a middle name...

BRIAN: It's a lovely middle name, don't you think?

ROGER: Not as lovely as Freddie's name...

Q: You are spending too much time doing the introduction!

ROGER: That's because John hasn't introduced himself, and judging by Freddie's smirk, which is impossible not to notice, you can already assume he wants to be the last one to introduce.

Q: Then say your name, John!

JOHN: I'm John Richard Deacon and I was born on the 19th of August, 1951

ROGER: Deacon John sounds way more better then... That name!

BRIAN: Or Deaky!

FREDDIE: And I, darlings, am Fre―

ROGER: Farrokh Bomi Bulsara!

FREDDIE: For the love of God, who's that guy?

JOHN: You, I think...

FREDDIE: Mother Mercury, look what they've done to me...

Q: Well that was quiet a start... But now let's begin. Rumor has it Queen is the first rock band with a member who is an astrophysicist?

BRIAN: That's not a rumor. I left Hampton Grammar School with ten CGE Ordinary Levels and three A-Levels in Physics, Mathematics and Applied Mathematics, then I studied Mathematics and Physics at London's Imperial College, and graduated with a degree with honours.

Q: That's incredible! So you're like the intellectual one of Queen.

BRIAN: Well, we a―

ROGER: We're all smart-arses.

Q: And did you all go to college?

ROGER: Yes! I'm so bloody intelligent I even studied two careers.

FREDDIE: That's because you quit dentistry, darling. So that doesn't count.

JOHN: I attended Linden Junior School in Leicester, and Gartree High School and Beauchamp Grammar School in Oadby, and achieved 8 GCE O level and 3 A level passes, all at grade A. Then I was accepted on the Chelsea College, where I studied electronics.

ROGER: I studied biology and obtained a degree. Just keep it simple lads! People don't care about your school grades! But I was a very good student, mind you.

FREDDIE: Brian is always going to be catalogued as the intellectual one; we have to deal with that. He's also such a perfectionist and he thinks too much.

ROGER: Fucking true. He spends like five hours in the recording studio and will only complete one chord because that chord to be perfect. we seriously don't know what takes him so long, so we mock him about that, and then he gets upset...

FREDDIE: And then I remind him, "Didn't you say you're a genius? Well, dear, no one understands them. Not even their band mates... Just look at me..."

BRIAN: But then you are the one getting upset and shouting.

ROGER: Yes, and he does that in a Barbra Streisand kind of style, something like, "I'm the greatest star, I am by far..."