Shu: *is running away from valt* OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHET! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHEEEEEETTT!
Valt: *jumps on shu and pins him to the ground* Hello my darling snowflake~
Shu: WTF VALT YOU JUST KILLED RANTARO AND THREW HIS BODY OFF OF A FUCKING CLIFF
A short but sweet flashback:
Rantaro: *breathes in* GO AWAY VALT YOU CAN'T KILL ME IM BUSY.
Valt: How about next week?
Rantaro: I'm busy next week
Valt: WELL FUCK IT THEN *pulls out AK12* *shoots a bullet at his head* see ya later bitch
Rantaro: SEEE YOUU INN HEEELLL BIIITTCCHHH *dies*
Valt: *picks up Rantaro and throws him off cliff* LOVE ME SHUUUUUUUUUUU!
END OF FLASHBACK :)
Valt: I did it all for u senpaiiii~
Shu: why?
Wakiya: *walks over * Wassup shitheads how tall doi--
Valt: runs over with chainsaw and cuts of Wakiya's head* STAY AWAY FROM SHU-SENPAIIIIIIII
Lui: *is walking past and sees Wakiya's decapitated head* *sighs* Which one of you killed him?
Shu: it wasn't me!
Valt: *is still holding chainsaw* Nope definitely wasn't me
Lui: WELL IT WAS FOKIN ON OF YAS
Shu: ...
Valt ಠ_ಠ
Lui: DISGUSTANG!
YOU ARE READING
Beyblade Burst Randomness and Scenarios
Humor❗BOOK COMPLETED❗ ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ A bit too much swearing. Even Gordon Ramsay doesn't swear this much. Phi is judging you for reading this book /j
