Literally everyone at my School

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Shu: *sneezes*

Valt: OH MAH GAWD!

Shu: *confused* what?

Valt: YOU HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS

Shu: wait wha-

Valt: *pulls out rifle* IM NOT DYIN TODAY BITCH

Shu: PUT THE GODDAMN GUN DOWN THE CONORAVIRUS ISNT EVEN HERE

Valt: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

Shu: One, we're in America. Nobody here has been to China in the past 2 weeks and two, how would I have got it if I've been here the whole time?

Valt: but that still doesn't explain why you SNEEZED

Shu: 👁-👁🖕

...Just shut up Valt

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