Shu: *sneezes*
Valt: OH MAH GAWD!
Shu: *confused* what?
Valt: YOU HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS
Shu: wait wha-
Valt: *pulls out rifle* IM NOT DYIN TODAY BITCH
Shu: PUT THE GODDAMN GUN DOWN THE CONORAVIRUS ISNT EVEN HERE
Valt: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
Shu: One, we're in America. Nobody here has been to China in the past 2 weeks and two, how would I have got it if I've been here the whole time?
Valt: but that still doesn't explain why you SNEEZED
Shu: 👁-👁🖕
...Just shut up Valt
YOU ARE READING
Beyblade Burst Randomness and Scenarios
Humor❗BOOK COMPLETED❗ ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ A bit too much swearing. Even Gordon Ramsay doesn't swear this much. Phi is judging you for reading this book /j