(A/N: another arguement we had after the ham one. this is a continuation of the previous chapter so read that for context. Also, same characters as the same people. I'm making the ham debate a trilogy, so expect one more after this lol :)
Drum: ITS NOT REAL HAM YOU FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT
Delta: IF IT WEREN'T REAL HAM THEY WOULD'VE BEEN SUED FOR FALSE ADVERTISING
Drum: WHITE CHOCOLATE ISN'T ACTUALLY CHOCOLATE BUT WHAT IS IT STILL CALLED
C H O C O L A T E
OMFG
Delta: How is it not chocolate?
Amane and Drum: it doesn't contain any/lacks cocoa solids to qualify
Delta: oh
Drum: HA
Delta: Subway bread isn't classed as bread because it has too much sugar in it or somethin idk
Drum: well this was a fun debate lol
Delta: how did this debate even start?
Amane: you talked about turkey ham or something
Drum: nah i said human ham isn't real ham and it went from there
Amane: oop-
(Yeah, im defo making this a series or smthn. Different characters for different arguements! Sounds fun ngl Peace out ya'll ✌)
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