How Does BTS Wake Up Y/n?

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On a radio interview BTS was asked this while Y/n was out for dance practice with the manager
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1-host 1
2-host 2
Jk- jungkook
T-Taehyung
Jm- Jimin
H-Hoseok
Y-Yoongi
Sj-Seokjin
N-Namjoon
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1: "so, how do you guys wake up your female member?"
2: "yeah, that's a question that no one really seems to ask about!"
N: "it honestly depended on who wakes up last."
2: "what do you mean?"
Y: "He means I'm usually the one to wake her, up till about a month ago"
1: "ohhh~ so that rule changed?"
Y: "Yeah, I got tired of being the one to always go into her dorm room and see her sleeping weirdly"
Jm: *bursts into laughter* "I remember that one day it was my turn to wake her up and when I went in, her legs were on the bed and he back was on the floor"
BTS:*starts laughing*
1:*chuckling* "so one by one, tell us how you all wake her, starting of course with her best friend"
T: "well, I always wake her up by taking her legs and pulling them... when that doesn't work-like always- I just go close to her face and yell 'ITS MORNING' "
2: *laughing and clapping* "bestest friend ever~ ITS MORNING"
T: *Laughing with her*
1: "Jungkook-ssi, what about you?"
Jk: "I usually lay completely on top of her, like my back on her and just wait till she pushes my arm"
Everyone: *hysterical*
Jk: "It works every time" *dying laughing*
2: *still laughing* "Jimin, you must wake her up nicely, right?"
Sj: "no, he doesn't, he's worse"
Jm: "I stand in the doorway and tell her to wake up~ if she doesn't, I go to my room and grab my pillows and chuck them at her as hard as I can, it's the only way she gets up"
1: *cant breathe from laughing so hard* "so it's not easy to wake Y/n up?"
BTS: "no"
1: "then hoseok, what do you do?"
H: "I connect my phone to her speaker and turn the volume all the way up, since her room is soundproofed"
Everyone: *in tears, laughing*
H: "she-she always ends up opening the door and yelling to turn it off or she'll kill me and I turn t off right away"
Everyone:*struggling to breathe*
1: "Suga, you must be easier on her, seeing you are hard to wake as well"
N: "his way of waking her is very stressful for us"
2: *confused* "how come?"
Y: "I go to her room and go back to sleep"
Everyone: *laughs till they can't make a sound*
T: "Then we struggle to wake them both up"
1: "I see" *laughing, covering mouth*
N: "that's why we stopped sending Hyung to wake her... she never woke up"
2: "so, obviously after changing the rule, you were the first one to wake her right!"
N: "yeah, but I almost broke the bed"
Everyone: *in tears again*
Sj: "she came to me that morning and said 'umm... Namjoon hyung, almost broke my bed.. I don't know how'"
N: "she doesn't like it when I wake her, she jumps right up the moment she hears me say her name"
Hosts: *wheezing*
Jk: "she came out one morning and was up earlier than Jimin hyung because she heard me ask Namjoon hyung to wake her"
Everyone: *almost falling on the floor*
1: "Jin, I'm not gonna assume you wake her violently"
Sj: "I wipe her face with a cold cloth and say that I am gonna let her sleep five minutes before letting Namjoon wake her~ she sits right up" *wind shield wiper laugh*
2: "So Y/n only wakes to Namjoon, Namjoon threats, being layed upon, loud music, pummeled by pillows or not at all" *struggling to say it while laughing*
1: "beautiful way to wake up" *clapping and laughing*

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