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Angsty/Fluffy Oneshot: Love, your dork, AKA Y/n. <3

Have some tsundere Yoongi while your author is a tad bit unwell...🤧🤧🤧

"People will push you until you reach your limit... but when you fight back and explode, you're the fucked up one."

"It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't. But it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you do."

Kim Y/n, Jin's older dorky sister, the playgirl and also the bad girl of the school. Oops, did I say the school? I mean HER school.

Min Yoongi, the rude nerd in Y/n's school who seems to barely give a fuck about his safety and just wants Y/n to leave him and the school alone.

Will she though?
Coz it seems to me she's crushing on him.

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SLEEPOVER.

"Y/n, truth or dare?" Says Yoongi, looking straight at you with dull eyes. You looked back at him.

"Dare."

"I dare you to fuck off from our whole, entire life." He grinned, you laughed. "I'll do that after you answer my question. Truth or dare?" You asked, he rolled his eyes.

"Da-"

Already knowing his answer, you cut him off.

"I dare you to kiss me."

"EW WHAT THE FUCK?!" Yoongi yelled, the others laughing at his mortified reaction.

You shrugged with a smug look on your face. "There will be consequences y' know." You laughed. "Swag."

"I don't wanna kiss that filthy lips of yours that met other more guys and girls you dommed!" He whined, you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion.

"I date people without kissing them in the lips nor fucking them with the strap-on I keep in my house, the fuck you talking about?"

"Wha- You don't?" He giggled nervously, you scoffed and rolled your eyes.

"Just kiss me already."

~~~~~

Even though it was only a 3-seconds-kiss-on-the-lip, the action flustered him quite a lot.

Scarlet red cheeks, along with the tip of his ears. Eyes darting anywhere but yours.
It was cute.

Must've been his first kiss, considering his glare at you explains it.

I mean, who would want your first kiss to be stolen by your enemy?

"Alright! Who's next?!"

~~~~~
After the game ended.

You jumped on the bunk bed and grabbed your pillow, hugging it tightly.

"Hey, Yoongi." You whisper-yelled, he groaned as an answer. "What?"

"When am I supposed to fuck off from your lives?" You asked, having difficulty hiding the pain in your voice.

He cackled in amusement. "Next week."

"Perfect. Can I have your number by the way?" You said out of the blue. Yoongi choked on air. "The fuck- why?"

"Because."

And so you both did.

'A week, I have a whole week, he might fall for me though...shit..'