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Based off the bbno$ song:Sriracha

It had started off as a normal Friday. Peter went to school, got an A on his Spanish test, got picked on by flash, etc. soon enough his school day was over. And he was ecstatic. Because it was a Friday that meant he was able to go to The Avengers Compound . So he was over the moon playing out every scenario he could think of in his head. Half were good and half not so good.


But as he normally did on Fridays he got picked up by Happy Hogan, who secretly had a soft spot for the kid. As they drove to the compound Peter talked about his day asking Happy about himself (about Happy lol) and you bet Happy was flattered at Peters interest in his life. As they reached their place of residency Peter lept  out of the car. Took his bag and thanked Happy several times before quickly greeting the man at the front desk and going to the elevators where FRIDAY greeted him and sent him up to the floor all the Avengers were on.

          As he reached the Avengers he saw everyone doing their own thing. He walked in and saw Tony and Natasha. He said hello to everyone and then began to walk to his room to put his stuff down. It was so cool. His room was as big as well half his apartment. He set his stuff down and started on his homework. For the most part it was physics. So that was easy. It was his English homework that was the real kicker. He could never pay attention and all the words and letters got jumbled up so needless to say. English was not his thing. So he did what every responsible teen with adhd would do he decided to listen to some music. He took out his earbuds and phone and hit a Spotify playlist.

          It was a solid 15 minutes of a lot of different genres. First he started with Hozier, then it was Elton John, after he was listening to  Yung Gravy. It was all fun and games until he got a notification from YouTube that bbno$, one of his favorite rappers posted a new song called Sriracha. So obviously he had to give it a listen.

       When it started the beat was sick and you could tell it was gonna be a bop already. Then he heard the lyrics

    "And them dollars made my spidey sense ringa ring ring"

     That's all Peter heard. That's all Peter had to hear to make him burst out in tears. Happy tears but tears nonetheless. He was practically bouncing off the walls. At that very moment was when the Avengers got a notification from FRIDAY that stated "boss, I'm afraid Peter's vitals have elevated and he seems unstable. I feel it's in your best interest to check on him" before FRIDAY could even think about saying more all the Avengers were up and running towards Peter's room, imaging the worst that could happen. Tony was there first as he is a very concerned Irondad™️ and he flung Peter's door open. None of the Avengers were really expecting to see a 16 year old spider mutant sobbing with a smile on his face. Tony went up to him and said "Kid what the actual fuck is going on!" Said, more like worriedly yelled. In the background you could hear someone mutter "language"   To which Tony looked at them and sighed "nows  not really the time" he turned back to Peter and Peter finally got it together and said in an excited voice he said "he knows who I am" and everyone was big confused. It was Bucky's turn to question the boys antics so the super soldier just asked "Who?" And Peter replied "bbno$" again everyone was big confused so Peter called out to FRIDAY to play the song and he said to the group of confused adults "just listen." So they did and when it got to the Spidey Sense part everyone was still very confused except Tony. So Tony gave yet another big sigh and explained that bbno$ was one of Peter's favorite rappers and he(bbno$) mentioned Spider-man in his song and Peter was Spider-man so he was freaking out.

         Needless to say after that whole ordeal Peter wrote a letter to bbno$ (as spider-man) saying how big of a fan he was and that he literally cried when he heard his name in the song. After bbno$ got the letter he sent a letter back to Spider-man with tickets to his next concert and backstage passes. Now Spider-man and bbno$ are friends.


Hey ,d'yall miss me? I wrote this because I was listening to the song irl and I was like "Peter as a gen-z would most likely listen to bbno$, and Peter as Spider-man is like Mark Ruffalo in the sense that he forgets he's famous too. So ofc he'd freak out and fanboy over his alter ego being in one of his songs." But yeah sorry this turned into a crack post

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