lucas: xiaojun help me! i just got bitten by a snake!
xiaojun: *frantically typing on google*
Google: elevate and apply pressure.
xiaojun, lifting the snake really high: you better apologize

lucas: xiaojun help me! i just got bitten by a snake!
xiaojun: *frantically typing on google*
Google: elevate and apply pressure.
xiaojun, lifting the snake really high: you better apologize