kun: damn, the power went out
xiaojun: don't worry kun i got this
*xiaojun shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
kun: what-
xiaojun: I swallowed a flashlight
kun, on the verge of a cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU—
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