the cida chronicles, featuring matt, tyler and caitlin

chap 2- Monday 10th june

tyler: hello gays! I have an announcement: we are #950th In the hashtag furry!!!!! we are very happy to receive this information and are thinking about going on tour!

caitlin: tour is cancelled because im in season D:

tyler: Oscar is making james Charles fanfic when he releases it I will inform you. also matts here today for once

Matt: I Know how to use capitals and i

Caitlin: cut off lol what a rem

also sequels are generally pretty shite but we have a line up so it should be decent

tyler: fuck you Catherine you look like a failed abortion uwu

Caitlin: what? have you spotted a deformity or something?

tyler: yes your lesbian face. you radiate bottom energy. fucking bottom

Caitlin: I'm absolutely not a bottom. fuck you I have a shotgun for dickhead maintenance

ur certainly the first to be clapped by a bullet to the face you little wannabe

you wish you were a top but ur really not NOW DIE

TYLER: I am a bottom and proud fuck you slimy bastard (also fuck scrappy doo he looks like a little retard)

Caitlin: irrelevant information and stolen art! Christ, you really make me sick. Slimy bastard is my line, it's my thing!

fuck you cunt

matt: You guys going to catch something

tyler: who said I was fucking Caitlin? Im not into beastiality uwu owo uwu

Caitlin:I agree though, you lads should be ready to CATCH THESE HANDS.

also you should be prepared to deal with actual stds from the ratty tyler and her revolting loins

tyler: blocked reported unstanning wig unsnapped tea contained (unpopular opinion but pansexuality is just bisexuality for transphobes uwu)

Caitlin: aight but we have more pressing issues than gender and identity and shit. fellas keep playing clash of clans in this damn ict room? ???

matt: Tyler said that last time but it is true because I am one of them lol

Caitlin: One of them? sounds similar to something you'd chant in a cult m8.

you in a cult?

tyler: I am in my own cult, please join because I don't have any friends to join. Caitlin is poor because she doesn't have minecraft like the rest of us epic gamers

matt: *Cough Cough Cough* *dies * I will join

Caitlin: ew lol

trust tyler to be desperate enough to accept a contaged dead man in her desperate-ass cult

now go join my LIT - erature club before I change my mind

tyler: im officially banning the lit erature club because you are the appointed leader for those who smell like burnt toast~

Caitlin: watch out for both these hands and this CO2 fucker. The lads (Oscar bruv) are gonna getchoo.

YEAH YEAH

tyler: I will make you inhale carbon monoxide fucking watch out bottom bitch

Caitlin: I'M TOP BITCH      I RUN THIS JOINT OMG