tyler: hello gays! I have an announcement: we are #950th In the hashtag furry!!!!! we are very happy to receive this information and are thinking about going on tour!
caitlin: tour is cancelled because im in season D:
tyler: Oscar is making james Charles fanfic when he releases it I will inform you. also matts here today for once
Matt: I Know how to use capitals and i
Caitlin: cut off lol what a rem
also sequels are generally pretty shite but we have a line up so it should be decent
tyler: fuck you Catherine you look like a failed abortion uwu
Caitlin: what? have you spotted a deformity or something?
tyler: yes your lesbian face. you radiate bottom energy. fucking bottom
Caitlin: I'm absolutely not a bottom. fuck you I have a shotgun for dickhead maintenance
ur certainly the first to be clapped by a bullet to the face you little wannabe
you wish you were a top but ur really not NOW DIE
TYLER: I am a bottom and proud fuck you slimy bastard (also fuck scrappy doo he looks like a little retard)
Caitlin: irrelevant information and stolen art! Christ, you really make me sick. Slimy bastard is my line, it's my thing!
fuck you cunt
matt: You guys going to catch somethingtyler: who said I was fucking Caitlin? Im not into beastiality uwu owo uwu
Caitlin:I agree though, you lads should be ready to CATCH THESE HANDS.
also you should be prepared to deal with actual stds from the ratty tyler and her revolting loins
tyler: blocked reported unstanning wig unsnapped tea contained (unpopular opinion but pansexuality is just bisexuality for transphobes uwu)
Caitlin: aight but we have more pressing issues than gender and identity and shit. fellas keep playing clash of clans in this damn ict room? ???
matt: Tyler said that last time but it is true because I am one of them lol
Caitlin: One of them? sounds similar to something you'd chant in a cult m8.
you in a cult?
tyler: I am in my own cult, please join because I don't have any friends to join. Caitlin is poor because she doesn't have minecraft like the rest of us epic gamers
matt: *Cough Cough Cough* *dies * I will join
Caitlin: ew lol
trust tyler to be desperate enough to accept a contaged dead man in her desperate-ass cult
now go join my LIT - erature club before I change my mind
tyler: im officially banning the lit erature club because you are the appointed leader for those who smell like burnt toast~
Caitlin: watch out for both these hands and this CO2 fucker. The lads (Oscar bruv) are gonna getchoo.
YEAH YEAH
tyler: I will make you inhale carbon monoxide fucking watch out bottom bitch
Caitlin: I'M TOP BITCH I RUN THIS JOINT OMG
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the cida chronicles, featuring matt, tyler and caitlin
Humorthe trio epic gamers. Caitlin says shes an epic gamer, but she doesn't have minecraft? (coincidence, I think not). shes also a lesbian but its okay we support her. matt is also a gay fag retard. he left Caitlin but men aint shit. matt is an epic ga...