Peterick Oneshots

Trade baby blues for wide-eyed browns

(WARPED TOUR 2005) (yes I'm writing a little petekey even though I don't ship it. Also this is gonna be weird cuz my name is Mikey but whatever)

(Patrick's POV)

I walked onto the tour bus, tired as hell. All I wanted to do was lay on the bed I shared with Pete and sleep. But that plan was foiled faster than I could say "Holy smokes".

As I walked into the room I shared with Pete I saw a very unfamiliar sight. Pete was laying on his side, his arm around someone. I felt tears well up in my eyes.

"Who the hell is Pete with?" I asked Joe and Andy. "I think it's Mikey...I'm not sure though..." Joe said. "Mikey Way? Gerard's little brother? I thought he was with Ray!" I said in disgust. "Well I thought you and Pete were together...." Andy said. "Well apparently I'm nothing to Pete..." I sighed, walking out of Joe and Andy's room. 

I had been walking for about 15 minutes, and I had no idea where I was. I pulled out my lyric writing notebook and wrote "Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of 'best friends '" Sometimes I just write small parts of lyrics. I wrote another "I'm just the man on the balcony singing 'Nobody will ever remember me.'" I put the notebook back into my jacket and tried to figure out where I was. I had only walked for 15 minutes, so I wasn't too far from the tour bus.

I pulled out my phone, sighing. Nobody had texted me. Nobody cared where I was. I looked up and noticed someone walking towards me. "Patrick? Is that you? It's me, Ray." "Yeah it's me. What's up?" I said, trying not to sound angry. "Have you seen Mikey? He said he was going to your tour bus to get something but he never came back." Ray frowned. "Oh he's getting something alright. He's in the bed I used to share with Pete and they're cuddling. That's why I'm out here." I snarled. 

"So both of our so called 'boyfriends ' are sluts, huh?" Ray shrugged. "Yeah I guess so...." I sighed. "You wanna come sleep in our tour bus? We have room." Ray asked politely. "Yeah, it has to be better than sleeping on the grass... " I joked.

The walk to MCRs tour bus was eventful, to say in the least. On the way there we saw Ryan and Brendon doing some pretty rated R stuff, a squirrel that was very large, a dog that was the literal fluffiest thing I've ever seen, and when we finally got to MCRs tour bus, Ray gave me a warning that I would thank him for later. "Gerard and Frank have being having sex like rabbits. I have some ear plugs in my room, do not go in the second room in the left. " he said, completely seriously.

As I walked onto MCRs tour bus I couldn't understand why Mikey left it. The beds they had were so comfortable and their bus was a million times better than ours. Then I remembered. We had Pete. I sighed, sitting on the bed Ray generously let me use. I was still wrapping my head around the whole Pete and Mikey thing when I heard a loud "Faster Frank!". Maybe that's why Mikey was on our tour bus. I wouldn't want to hear my older brother having sex either. 

Ray knocked on the door to the room I was staying in. "Come in." I half-heartedly said. He entered the room, wearing an apologetic expression. "I'm sorry about them. They're like this all the time." He explained. "Joe and Andy have been louder...." I laughed. I talked with Ray for a while, trying to ignore the loud moans coming from Gerard. 

As Ray and I were talking we heard a knock on the door to the tour bus. Ray got up to answer the door and I laid on the bed. "Why are you mad at me, Mikey? You're the one that left the bus to cheat on me with Pete!" I heard Ray shout. I slowly walked out of the room I was in. "What the hell? Who said I was with Pete? " Mikey said. "I did. He's my boyfriend, after all." I piped up. "Care to explain yourself Mikey?" Ray asked.

 "Okay fine, I went over to ask him about my bass and he was asleep but he was like tossing and turning and I asked Joe and he told me that when he does that Patrick cuddles with him, and since Patrick wasn't there I decided to take his place." Mikey explained. I cursed myself mentally. "I'll be leaving now, thanks Ray." I said, walking towards the door. Ray pulled Mikey into a hug, telling me a goodbye.

As I left the MCR your tour bus, I wondered if Mikey's story was true. I'd ask Joe and Andy and confirm he wasn't lying and then cuddle with Pete that night. That day was the first and last time Pete cheated on me, and we've been together for 17 years.