Peterick Oneshots

Merry Chrysler

AN: Since its Christmas Eve I was like "hey I should I write some crap" so here it is! (This is in Folie era) SMUT WARNING

Patrick's p.o.v

I woke up to the sound of my husband, Pete, screaming "WAKE UP BABE! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" and then shaking me violently. I squinted at him and he laughed. 

 "C'mon, baby. It's like 9:30. The guys are in the living room waiting!" Pete said, acting very much like a 5 year old. I smiled and got out of bed, pulling on a pair of sweatpants. Pete picked me up and ran downstairs, nearly dropping me twice. He slid into the living room and sat down own the couch, pulling me into his lap.I

Joe and Andy occupied the other couch, sitting barely 2 inches apart. Pete wrapped his arms around my waist and whispered, "Two twinks chillin on a couch, 1 1\2 inches apart cuz they are gay. " Which made me laugh way too loud. Andy gave me a confused look but I waved it off. Pete suddenly pulled me off his lap and ran over to the Christmas Tree, pulling the presents from under it.

"Joe, I know you don't celebrate Christmas, but your presents have Hanukkah wrapping paper on them, so it's close enough." Pete said, handing Joe 3 presents that were, in fact, wrapped in Hannukah wrapping paper. Joe laughed and thanked Pete.

My wonderful mess of a husband handed Andy his 3 presents, and then handed me mine. He smiled at us like a mad man as we opened them. Joe got a guitar strap with "Not bad, Joe." carved into it from Pete, a short that says "My hair is bigger than your future" from me, and a new amp for his guitar from Andy.

After everyone has finished opening their presents, a d went home, Pete led me to the bedroom. I was kind of scared, but I knew Pete wouldn't hurt me. He smiled at me and patted the bed, wanting me to sit down. I did as I was told, hoping that he wasn't about to break up with me. He walked over to the closet and pulled out another present.

 "I was waiting until Joe and Andy left to give this to you." He said , placing it on my thighs. I raised an eyebrow and carefully opened it. Pete has decided that buying me a shirt with "Daddy's little Slut" on the front was acceptable. He smiled at me and whispered "wear that tonight. I wanna see how you look in it." To which I responded , "why wait until tonight?"

Pete pushed me onto my back and crawled on top of me, practically tearing off my clothes. He stopped once he got my sweatpants off, admiring the last black panties I was wearing. I felt my face heat up as he rubbed my hips, telling me that I was beautiful. I reached up to pull his shirt off, but he was undressed before I could even say "Holy smokes." He pulled off my underwear, saying something about how he didn't want them to get dirty or something.I didn't hear him, I was too busy staring at his beautiful body.

He reached over to our nightstand and grabbed the strawberry flavored lube that he insisted on buying, and poured some into his fIngers. He gently pushed one into me, making me moan. He added a 2 more and kept moving them until I told him to "Hurry up and put your dicc in my ass." And he did.

 We made love for about 10 minutes before I came on him and he came inside me. I collapsed into the bed, Pete following. I was trying to catch my breath when I heard something. I jumped and Pete pulled out of me super fast and made me whine. He mumbled a sorry and wrapped a blanket around his waist, determined to find out where the noise came from. He walked into the kitchen ,saw that a pan had fallen on the ground, and came back into our room and cuddled with me until I fell asleep in his arms.