Stray Kids Jokes [w/ Reactions and Scenarios]

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🌫️Stray Kids as teachers🌫️

Bang Chan🐨(Science teacher)

Chan: Okay class *shows an animal chart*

Chan: Can you show me what animal did you saw first once I showed you this chart?

Han, raising his right hand: Me Sir! Me! *shouting*

Chan: Now point which animal did you see first

Han: *pointing at Chan* You sir! A Kangaroo! *flashes a smile*

Chan:

Woojin🍗(Home Economics teacher)

Woojin: OH MY GOSH! PLEASE PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE

Woojin: STUDENTS KEEP QUIET OR I'LL USE THIS KNIFE TO CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING THROATS!!

Woojin: FELIX! THAT'S A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND NOT A WHIP CREAM!!

Felix: But I'm whipped for Changbin *pouts*

Woojin: THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO MAKE JOKES!!

Lee Know🐈(Dance instructor)

Lee Know: Alright class, for this upcoming dance recital, I'd like all of you to able to dance BTS' Fake Love

*after the dance recital*

Lee Know: Good job class, now you all can take a rest

Students: *collapses then faints*

Changbin🍁(Language teacher)

Changbin: Okay class, in order to gain such skills like mine, you should first improve your knowledge in literature in order to have brains if you are gonna compose your own lyrics

Changbin: But that was only the first part, next is that you should practice your tongue technology that will make you one of the fastest rapper in no time

Changbin: Example *clears his throat*

Changbin: *raps the his part in My Pace*

Students: *stares in awe*

Hyunjin🐍(Math teacher)

Hyunjin: Okay class, what's 1+1?

Student, raises hand: I know sir!

Hyunjin: What's the answer?

Student: 2

Hyunjin: What? It's not two. It's a window obviously

Student, scratches head: But I thought that was right sir, clearly you are mistaken sir

Hyunjin: No, you got it all wrong. You see when you draw one, plus and another one together then draw equals above and below then you will see a window. Gets?

Students: OooooHhhhhh

Chan, slams the door open: HYUNJIN, YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO BE A TEACHER

Han🐿️(English teacher)

Han, points at table: That's a chair

Han, points at paper: That's water

Han, points at Lee Know beside him: He's my love

Han, points at plastic: That's all the bitches. Any question?

I. N, raises hand: Me sir!

Han: No? Good

Felix🎹(Music teacher)
Felix: Okay class, before we discuss this lesson, does anyone has a question?

Han, raises his hand: Me sir!

Felix: What is it?

Han: Is ketchup an instrument?

Felix: Do you want me to shove this flute into your mouth harshly?!

Han: Maybe

Felix: *face palmed*

Seungmin🐕(P.E. teacher)
Seungmin: DO IT

I. N: No

Seungmin: JUST DO IT

I. N: NO

Seungmin: JUST-

I. N: NO

Seungmin: DO IT *slams the table hard causing I. N's heart to come out of his chest then faints*

I. N🐬(Kindergarten teacher)
I. N: Okay kids, let's sing the alphabet!

Children: *sings while looking at I. N confusedly"

I. N: *sings the alphabet energetically like a kid*

Children: *sweat drops*